Could not agree more. See how I’m in the greys, even after almost a decade here as a good commenter? Once, Kara started unfairly attacking several commenters - ON A POST SHE DID NOT EVEN WRITE - and I was all, Hey now, Not cool!, and now here I am.

Is this a parody? Because this is some shallow, harsh, and ridiculous advice. Which does not make for good parody either, now that I think about it.

The fact that this comment doesn’t have more stars is a CRIME.

Ah! Okay - yes so he is! It still took me by surprise I guess, for him to have no shoes on, and she’s stroking his calf (not that I blame her).

I love the P&P with Knightley! Although there’s a scene that has always baffled me - in one of the final scenes, the newly-engaged couple are talking outside (I think about what endearments they can use), and...Darcy doesn’t seem to have pants on? Am I making that up? Did they go swimming or something?

Actually, although I have no plans to marry, I’d be up for me and my peeps to have a well-timed ‘nuptials’ so he could make an appearance. And then I could knee him in the fucking nuts.

I think that looks cool, and wouldn’t necessarily get dated. I think as long as it works with the architectural style of your home you’ll be fine!

I don’t know about that - I’ve read many articles about her co-stars and producers (I think Tina Fey in particular) who tried to guide her to a better place. I do think she had mentors wanting to help, had she chosen to follow their guidance. But addiction is hard to shake, as even us regular people know too well.

No - you did not imply people going to a Magic Mike show lacked integrity or class.

I think we are all well familiar with Lindsey Lohan’s lifestyle, and you’d have to pay me to participate.

I...are you saying you go to strip clubs to be ‘worshipped’ by trafficking victims?

Well, yeah, I don’t know. This is a popcorn movie (not a thoughtful film) designed to entertain in the most broad and basic of ways. If ladies liked it, then okay! People enjoyed it and it made money.

His family has kept up his line (if I remember correctly), and have been fairly true to his vision. Hopefully that will continue.

I was an art director in advertising working in New York back in the days of Aucoin’s up and coming. I was from PoDunk, Texas, near Louisiana, and I had people (slang for relatives) in Lafayette. So we visited a little.

Nepotism: Not always what it’s cracked up to be. Live off your name for 25 years; get fired; name is no longer marketable to anyone without that name.

Jesus Fucking Christ. What is wrong with this world?

Kelly, this is brilliant, and also - where you been at, Girl? I haven’t seen your byline in I don’t know how long!

My boy, Mr. Smith (may he rest in peace). Oddly, around the time this picture was taken, the neighbor’s yappy chihuahua was never heard from again.

She was ethereal in All That Jazz.

yikes dude. I’m trying to eat lunch over here.