there are so many better colors than “oh shit it looks like it might rain” grey.

I mean, this is way better

I’m growing to accept these, however, I NEED a [screen off] button. Completely black, not even a dark black glow. When driving back roads late at night having any light pre-expose and constrict your pupils hurts your night vision. Thats why Saabs had Night Mode and would shut everything off but the speedo. I don’t…

That dash is the reason why I bought my Cruze hatch over the Corolla hatch. It’s just a straight bar and looks like they docked an ipad on it.

Anything that runs is probably faster than a Giulia.

Compared with the likes of the Urus, Bentayga, and Cullinan, this actually looks pretty darn good!

The Pontiac G6 GXP came from the factory with this thing. It was like, a generic brand Porsche whale tail.

Saab had some of the greatest wheel designs. Those CrossTri wheels were great looking.

Depends where you are. You might have some real good options, like this Saab dealer / service facility / parts storage in my state: https://www.9-3auto.com/

If price and specs are indeed competitive when it finally hits the streets I could see the reasons as:

The Gang Dilutes a Brand Name

Yes, in Vegas, getting picked up means something absolutely different than the rest of the country. At least, outside the city jurisdiction.

I see you’re unfamiliar with the Renault Avantime.

How about a practical hot hatch with literally none of the practicality?

How dare you speak ill of the soccer ball wheels!

OK Millennial

I’m not hating on your ride at all, but what exactly is “legendary Jag handling?”

Someone needs to explain the reason why these hideous deep-sea creatures are selling so well?

No. Stance is dumb. Slammed is dumb. Lower it a bit to improve handling & fill the wheel wells. Dropping to the point the wheels are jammed up in the wells it looks dumb. 

Can the potheads please cultivate a variety that DOESN’T fucking reek.  Do what you want, but fuck man, you stink.  Keep that shit to yourself.