Do not take Raptors off of sweet jumps!

And you, Ford, still put this touchscreen here on a R model? EVERYTHING MUST GO THAT DOESN'T CONNECT TO ANYTHING MECHANICAL!

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The friggin wheels are made out of carbon fiber! Not even Pagani does that!

This is a car that a young person can actually afford without burying themselves in car payments. I would buy one of these as a daily commuter for going back and forth to work.

There's no need to redesign the Mangusta, it just needs a few touch-ups to look contemporary again:

Guess: The Teradaktyl, with a tubular aluminium space frame wrapped in some sort of translucent membrane stretched across its surfaces. Powered by an LS1, naturally, and mated to a three-speed manual column shifter. Just so people don't think they're selling out to modernity.

Last but not least: There's going to be a BMW X2, because of course there is. Autoweek says "X2 is the new X1, only sportier." I can hardly contain my excitement.

If only Kyle Petty was driving. Sorry, that's just awful.

How about this:

Multiplayer Super Mario involves lots of platform sharing.

Nooooo ! Don't get rid of your current interior design, it's awesome !

Listen Ralphie. Anal has existed since the dawn of man. When a man saw a woman (or another man) poop that man immediately thought "I want to stick it in there". It has been a strong staple of our human experience.

Lol I didn't see this but I couldn't beat that anyway.

Citroën? The side mirrors are remarkably similar.

Thought it was the Citroën Metropolis.

Is anyone else curious as to why the Japanese kid from Heroes added an S to his name and is designing cars?