Who’s to say the mom wasn’t in on it? The girl sent her mother a text a few hours after giving birth saying “I am literally speechless with how happy I am my belly is back OMG ... “

Nice how they painted the trees. It was a sorry sight when they were all grey and possibly unable to photosynthesize.

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

Yes what a horrible world it is that expects parents to be parents even if the relationship doesn’t work out. So very put upon.

I’m in the same camp. 36, never touched a typewriter. I learned to type in middle school on a computer using DOS based Word Perfect. And of course I was taught by teachers who taught double space, and I still do it. But I think that we may be at the young end of the “double spacing” generation.

I’m not nearly forty. I’ve never used a typewriter (may have tapped on one a few times, that’s it), and I definitely know the difference between monospace and proportional width fonts. I’ve created a few fonts of my own back in high school for programming projects.

...wait, what sort of heathen doesn’t use 2 spaces?

Two spaces. Otherwise, logically, there should be more of a pause between words inside a sentence than there is between sentences. Commas, colons, semicolons: all of them are bigger than a period; therefore they have more of a ‘separating’ feel than a period - unless you add a space to the period. Then, sentences are…

Nah you park illegally and you give up your right to an unmolested vehicle.

By and large, you should not touch another person’s car nor should you have a reason to. When someone double parks, they’re telling you they’re more important than anyone else and they’re encouraging you to take them down a peg. You lose your car protection rights when you infringe on everyone else’s rights.

And what do you think of those menus?

People complain about the narration in Lynch’s Dune, but I have absolutely no idea how on earth Dune can be adapted without a dump truck’s worth of exposition. It’s not like Paul’s musings on governance and prescience are easily translated to visuals.

People who prefer Chipotle to Moe’s are only slightly worse than Nazis.

Imagination Library, yay! I work in a tribal community, where schools cannot hold bond overrides based on property taxes, since our schools are on lands owned by the federal government. Our schools *STAY* underfunded, with how that system is designed. Imagination Library is the only way that kids in my community get…

Shutup you ignorant heretic.

The machine spirit thing is a reference to Warhammer 40k, a tabletop game, not to mention video games, and books.

because no one truly gives a crap about debating the ninth best team in the country.

The article is “5 shows to stream this long weekend”

So, people who are going to stream this show have seen all of the episodes?

Wow. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend spoilers for those who haven’t seen the 3rd season.

Guy asks to be released because he’s not going to get played. Team promises to play him. He stays, but doesn’t play. He gets understandably saltier as the season progresses and checks out. Team finally releases him after wasting his whole season. Dude signs with another team. Steelers players go nuts.

The only part of…