Cubs announcers immediately speculate about pine tar on the chest protector (which is legal).

Well, you sort of corrected it - but it is still wrong. Margot did not scramble to get the ball, and was not involved in the play in any way unless he was somehow sprinting from the outfield.. The catcher appears to be Austin Hedges.

It’s really too much to hope for that both of them suffered season-ending injuries here, isn’t it?

So is it OK for me to share my office space with three women, two of whom are younger than I and are both single? I mean, I am in their presence for about 40 hours each week - how are they going to stop themselves from making a move on me?

That’s the most interesting thing to happen in college softball in 30 years.

Did you actually attend Kentucky, or do you root for them out of some sort of regional, socio-political obligation?

Can we talk about how messed up a place A&M is? Filled with the Stepford-like sons and daughters of Texas’ alleged “elites.” That deserves an article in its own right. It’s like “Get Out” brought to life on a college campus.

Puig is a perfect example of why the look at me mentality fails, especially in a game that is 75% failure. You want to have an over-the-top celebration of a walk-off win with your teammates? Go for it. Want to do the same to celebrate a solo home run in the second? Not so much. Because it’s not all about you.

Not for nothing, but it’s March, and it rains in Southern California in March. So calling it “unseasonable” would be incorrect.

Yes, let’s look to the past in order to better ignore the elephant in the room that it isn’t possible to “safely” play football. Squirrel!

Are you sure that you are OK with this? I mean, he didn’t gratuitously fling the bat and scream “LOOK AT ME” when he hit it. Is that even allowed to be covered on Deadspin?

It’s his golf glove hand.

Is this news? That they abuse painkillers? Robert Huizenga, the Raiders’ team physician in the 80s and 90s wrote about this in his book back then. Why would anything have changed?

Over-under on the number of times “bro” was said during this “fight?”

Kind of looked like the taco hit the car, not the other way around.

There was/is a WNHL? Seriously? Not being snide, but I never, ever heard word one about this and I pay close attention to the two local teams in the area. Maybe that is part of the problem?

These same rules apply to everyone who works or participates in college athletics. The compliance office tells you about it in your first meeting and reminds you multiple times. You also can’t do Super Bowl pools

Yes, it is a stupid rule, but this shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone.

Well that just doesn’t sound right at all.

For the first time in real life, using “Enhance” on a photo actually works at catching a bad guy (or girl).

Hundreds of old white men are writing angry letters to the editor even as we speak.