Han and Chewbacca (played in Episodes III-VIII of the main saga by Peter Mayhew, and played by Joonas Suotamo in Solo)

I honestly could not be less excited for a Star Wars film.

I agree. Attack of the Clones was fucking awful to look at.

You’re free to fight me on this but: the Prequels were not as pretty (ESB was). I do think some of it might be the new movies are more shot in interesting places (Skellig Michael, Iceland, Bolivian salt flats, etc) while Lucas liked his green screen.

I’ll still never understand the casting of the lead for this film.

I really miss the old platforming environmental puzzle solving Tomb Raider games. The new ones are good, and fun, but they’re just action games. They’re Assassin’s Creed meets Uncharted. It’s just unfortunate that as video games have progressed, entire genres have fallen by the wayside: flight/space combat sims,…

Honestly I almost want to replace Jump the Shark with Crawling out of a Dumpster...

The bombs are magnetic. It’s pretty simple.

“This whole movie should have been a deleted scene!” - bitter Star Wars fanboys

Right? I’ve been thanking fate for that one for a while now.

I’m glad that I got through my teenage years in a time when all the dumb teenage shit you did/said wasn’t held against you for the rest of your life.

The judge is an idiot. If there’s any game that might result in a mass shooting it’s Mario Kart. #fuckblueshells

Tradition-wise I’m kinda sad to see it go, but it always takes me out of the movie, so...

I’m rapidly beginning to feel that I’m in a minority of people who actually enjoyed the film (or at least didn’t hate it).

I’m always a bit amused by the frustration that comes in reaction to an abstract or metaphorical piece of art, literature, or film. I think it’s something like the discomfort of exercising a muscle that has atrophied- you see the same immediate fatigue, pained expression, whining. We are fed so much in literal, face…

I agree this is an absurd amount of Star Wars, but if I may beat this dead horse for a moment; Johnson hasn’t backpedaled once. He’s taken time to explain obvious aspects of the movie to people who didn’t agree with his creative choices and want to reframe their feelings as a failure of his filmmaking.

The line did.. but not the delivery. Harrison Ford had a deeper, gravelly voice even in his 30's.. Alden is just not pulling it off. Surely there was a more capable actor out there somewhere?

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