"don't go to a guy's room at 2AM"

After the absolute backwoods abortion that was FFXIII, I am skeptical that Squenix can even make a good game anymore. Bravely Default is FANTASTIC, but that is merely published by the Squeeeee, not developed by it. However, saying that, I hope against hope to be completely and utterly wrong.

"I saw another Cowboys fan thrown by two big dudes from the top level down to the one below it."

Thankfully, having never been cool in my life, this article doesn't do anything to shake my confidence. But if it means that much to you guys, you are definitely cool, and it DEFINITELY matters after High School, so good job you guys!

This year Nameday will be Jolly because Hodor's on the Molly

Heropon Riki approves. God damnit Nintendo, I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH INCOME TO SPEND ON YOU!!!!

This is fantastic. I understand how it happened and why, but it just shows that with a little creativity, you can win battles with any Pokemon.

If it's Snap U, I am going to jizz in my pants.

This is the best thing that has ever happened to Fantasy Sports.

Eh, Gawker doesn't care about PC things until they enter the Standard Liberal Conscience. In 2017, when the "Ban the S-Word, humans for humanity!!!" campaign is in full swing, expect them to care then.

Dude, you don't look bad, you just gained credibility here.

This. Exactly this. I think the NBA needs to immediately address standards for play, as in, if the basket stanchion is within leg ruining distance of the baseline, no play-ey.

Yeah, I think we are in total agreement that ME2 fixed a lot of the technical issues with ME1. ME1 had this grand ambition, and I loved it, but it's inventory system was terrible and had no real sorting feature, meaning that without constant grooming you'd be stuck maxed out on items because you had 15 of the same…

I liked some of the Mass Effect 2 changes, and really appreciated the much better AI, but the planet scanning ruined that game for me. It was a chore to finish it for me. Infact, at the time, I was being drug tested regularly for work, and couldn't handle planet scanning while not high, so I ended up taking like a 9…

Pop Quiz Hot Shots, how do you go from the best franchise in baseball to the worst franchise in baseball in just 3 years?

This is why Soccer will never be huge in America. You don't answer a dick grab with a fall, you answer it with right cross to the jaw. Silly Soccer.

Honestly, I would take a "Mass Effect One-2" any day. Not even a story continuation, just gameplay much more similar to the first game in the series without the bad team AI and glitching. The planet exploration was one of my favorite parts and made me feel like it was a true open Galaxy game.

Yeah, we had the upper hand for a few years, but now you guys get to sit back and laugh at the absolute backwoods abortion that we have become.

Well, you have to qualify this, because if it's a drug charge or something, you fully throw the book at them. But, if it's something minor, like violence against, or rape of a woman, that's like a $200 fine max, because, let's face it, she should have done more not to provoke that attack.

Amazing trade for Boston though. Get one of the best young sluggers in Baseball, and, to boot, Jon Lester has gone on record saying he would be fine with being traded now, and then coming back and re-signing with the Saaaaaaawx next year. Yankees fans are gonna be pissed.