To be fair, every male professional athlete should probably be given a manual on how to properly maintain his penis, and generally how to handle it. Having lived with some college athletes, they are not washing their balls properly after practice, AND there are far too many foolish penis antics happening. Plus rape,…

You probably live in one of the many small countries where a system like this is possible. In a country that spans 6 time zones and contains over 300 million people, a state/federal system works much better. Plus, if you, or anybody really, read our constitution (you can be forgiven for not reading it since you…

That's not true at all, most Americans are just too lazy to drag their asses to the polls more than once every 4 years. Your local elections have a number of direct issues to vote on, being that you didn't know this, I imagine that you are either not American, or, more likely, one of the many lazy people not voting…

I saw Super Mario Bros when it came out as well, I was 8, and I knew it was horrible. And I liked Ghost Dad...

I went to see it on opening day. Up until that point, Spiderman was my favorite current movie series. There was talk of a new trilogy with the same general cast following 3 and I was psyched. I didn't watch the previous 2 movies for years afterwards, and I have never seen 3 again. It honestly ruined the franchise…

Spiderman 3 was so obviously written in a board room, by like 20 people, while sitting down staring at a white board with 50 checkboxes next to different demographics that the Producers wanted to satisfy. Basically it is the worst of movie making in the last decade.

Cool, thanks for the explanations. You obviously know much more about this than I do, and I appreciate that you have taken the time to inform me instead of just shouting me down. I actually learned something on a Gawker website, look at that!

Have you ever seen the Driver's License Episode? Because that alone should bump Goku to at least 18.

That sounds good, but when Ace pitchers from teams past and present are saying that using something, pine tar, sunscreen, whatever, is the only way that they were able to feel the ball in the cold, I'll believe them. Mitch Williams (known for being wild) lamented this fact last night, when its cold, and you don't…

You are dull. I am not righteously indignant, I'm not mad at Pineda at all. I feel the same way towards him as I do towards someone who got caught smoking weed, he should have hid it better because it's the rule. There are a lot of rules that I don't choose to follow, I am just discreet about breaking them, all…

When did Avril Lavigne release any good music? I was in my teens during the last pop age and I don't remember any of this so called good music.

Yeah, that would make sense, but you'll find this a lot with non-dick old money types, they will shy away from their true wealth so that people won't treat them differently. For her its got to be crazy since she is both rich from birth and famous from talent. She's been one of the top female comedic actresses for…

Look, I've never thrown a live pitch in my life, so I am going off of second hand info here, but from what all of the talking heads and players they have interviewed have said, pine tar is used primarily in cold weather so that pitchers don't lose grip of the ball. With some of these guys throwing 100 mph, I don't…

No he isn't because I don't think he deserved to be punished at all. I am just saying that its a dumb rule but Pineda shouldn't have been so stupid. He's making fun of people who think that the rule should stay in place but should only be enforced to blatant offenders. I think the rule should be thrown out, I just…

I was confused as to how he could be dumb enough to be so overt about it after it was the main talking point of ESPN for like a week and a half. But it is definitely a stupid rule.

Totally agree that it should be legal. In the mean time, Pineda really just needs to get better at this. I mean, he should realize that he is being watched after the last incident, there has to be a better place to put pine tar than on your neck. Just learn to cheat better.

The shitty thing seems to be that due to them not being an official Fraternity, AU can't really do much more to them other than to suspend or expel individual members for individual incidents.

You know what, good for her. Us men get to act like this and no one does more than snicker and shake their head. This girl loves her some dick, and she makes sure to point out to wrap it up first. She loses points for telling her sorority sisters to be rapebait (the whole blackout thing), like a lot of points for…

As a Flyers fan, I feel like Dave Chappelle during his OJ Simpson skit, my Flyers-ness will not allow me to feel anything but hatred for the Penguins. This was such a sweet, sweet loss to watch.

Haha, I know right? I actually learned something from all of this, apparently there are a lot of Deadspin readers ready to defend Pro Wrestling to the death. Maybe that's why there are so many Wrestling references, there are some hardcore fans here.