No way I could tackle Brandon Weeden, I am out of shape as fuck. That is why I included the "If I was still in shape", though I should have said "if I was still in wrestling shape." Because in Wrestling shape I was running a 4.8 40, carrying 5% body fat, and generally ruining people's shit.

We were taught form tackling by having the 8th graders run straight through us. We had to do this because we were the "Lightweight" team and our tackle sled was broken and there was no budget for a new one. You learn quick when you get obliterated so much in your first week of practice.

So there is this video of two guys sneaking into the Super Bowl, and it shows that a good amount of the parking lot is used as either a security funnel, or for the other side-attractions to the Super Bowl. I would say those two things are eating into the parking spots this year as well.

Let's be honest here, you are trying to joke, but most people who follow football know more about properly playing the game of football than most football players, they just aren't athletic freaks. I am 5'8" and the coach wouldn't let me play wide receiver because "white people don't play wide receiver" so I quit…

Tall people who run straight up (Gronkowski) are a lot easier to tackle than short people (MJD). The problem is that modern football players dont like tackling, because it hurts and it isn't exciting. They want to make a big hit and knock the ball or the receiver out of the game.

Not by diving head first into his knee, that is for sure. And someone like Gronk would be easier to tackle than say a Marshawn Lynch because Gronk has bad body position, he typically runs straight up, giving him a high center of gravity. Most football players however, are actually shit tacklers, which is why you…

Hmm, I take some issue with the above guide's classification of what a montage is, by my count, Rocky 4 has some 9 different songs acting as montage pieces. Though one single montage does encompass 3 songs.

In Middle School and High School, we were taught to tackle the hips. Put your shoulder right into his abdomen, scoop the knee and drive to the ground. This was a dirty hit, through and through. No excuse for diving at someone's knee with your helmet.

Yeah, living right across the border from Elkton, MD, I can verify that Ravens fans are at least the most annoying in the NFL.

You are completely wrong. Cano grew up in the DR, spent three years when he was in middle school in Newark, NJ, and then went back to the DR. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robinson_…)

I just don't think that a 10 year contract to anyone over 25 is a sane idea. But, honestly, they have a new TV contract coming up and this will put butts in seats, so it probably makes sense business wise, just not baseball wise. Alex Rodriguez's Projected WAR was probably pretty ridiculous as well...

Sorry, but judging by the amount of Dominican players that end up changing their age upon arrival in the MLB, I am skeptical. (http://www.chron.com/sports/astros/…)

This is a stupid contract, but whatever, good for them. You are betting on a 31 year old (and his age is questionable) to hold up for at least 6 years at his current production. GOOD LUCK.

Umm... ESPN is reporting that the deal is done. So.... Who failed?

Now if we could just educate the Democrats on subjects like "Reality: Actually not Idealism" and "How the Economy Works for Idiots" we might get somewhere in this country.

OK, seeing as the people that responded to my last post didn't read it, let me try again. I read through this article quickly, and missed the DNA test. She DEFINITELY had sex with Jameis, BUT, unfortunately, her shaky memory of the night, and all of the other testimony REALLY made even charging him with rape very…

I NEVER said that she made it up, you people are not reading my post. I said that I hoped that it was mistaken identity and not a fame grab. I of course did not read through the article carefully enough to see the DNA match, so definitely my fault.

No, I NEVER said she made up Winston's name to get attention, I said that I hope that she didn't do that.

I didn't read the report, so I didn't see that he showed up as a positive match on the rape kit. Obviously not a case of mistaken identity.

God I CAN NOT get enough Mike Tyson stories. Probably the best story of an American Life ever.