I think there’s a large subset of the population who think that having sex should always be humiliating for women.

Oh no...Michael Jordan is going to be sad if this happens. I wish there were some visual depiction that I could share to show you how sad.

This man won a Stanley Cup. Phil is not just cool. Phil is a goddamn hero

Let’s face it - Michelle Obama is the coolest First Lady in the history of first ladies. #oftenimitated #neverduplicated #notevenclose

EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS AWKWARD AIR KISS. IT IS GLORIOUS.

Last night was dramatic! Between ted cruz’s non endorsement, Laura Ingraham’s nazi salute, and Mike Pence being almost kissed by Trump, i was cackling all night! Is this how we make America America again?

Republicans are never racist! In fact, you’re the racist for suggesting that they’re racist! Somehow!

What surprised me was that last night the banner dhe was holding simply said “no racism, no hate” which should not be so controversial but i guess at the rnc, this is unacceptable.

Don’t know you and I hate THE but fuuuuck you. He dismissed a player for choking out his girlfriend and you say that shit? With everything going on in Baylor.. Tennessee.. And you crucify him for doing the right thing? Fuck you man.

i think ‘the view’ invented ‘the real’

i saw it! i loved it! AND THEY WEAR REGULAR FLAT COMFORTABLE SHOES WHILE GHOSTBUSTING!!

no, that tweet is dated to last december. he’s just joining the conga line of republicans hurling their dignity merrily onto the bonfire so they can serve taco salad on the trump train.

Trump just couldn’t resist the lure of spouting off on Twitter.

This whole election is so weird, and unlike any I can remember. When McCain was running against Obama, I was actually considering McCain. Like, I am typically democrat, but he had some interesting qualifications and I felt like Obama was a little green. Then, he chose Sarah Palin as his running mate. That made it…

What a blast! All you staffers are really nice! (The ones I met, at least).

When a man who spent the best years of his life being protected by the Pouncey brothers and “slinging” passes to Aaron Hernandez and Percy Harvin refuses to get roped into your dumpster fire, where exactly do you go from there?

“Frank’s posted a plot-thickening, grammatically unfortunate statement.”

turns out he was kind of a jerk and would make shitty comments about my tattoos so i ghosted him ✌🏼️

i dated a rami malek lookalike. i mean the similarities were uncanny. so hot.

so i watched the first episode of this at the gym and really liked it, but realized its hard to watch in my preferred viewing method, aka while i browse the internet on my computer and half watch in the background, so i never continued with it!