Natasha, Dog of Thunder

I’m paralyzed from the chest down and have tried to float but haven’t quite figured out how, so praise be to God that pool floats have become A Thing. But, having more than two of them in a pool at a time is obnoxious. I feel obnoxious enough as it is with just my one, even though I can just pretend I’m being trendy.

It’s funny because her name is what they want to be.

It is for sale right now, on their website. In fact it’s brand new, as part of their festival collection.

It’ll go perfectly with this headdress they’re selling for $248.

Is Raven that famous? I don’t know, but who the hell is Nicole Wallace? Is it shade that the Honorable Judge Brown misspelled her name?

I just realized I’m liking all of your posts today. Good job you, for making me chuckle on a day on which I am so done with everything.

Off topic for this article, on topic for your comment: I wish so hard they would’ve just kept Andrew Garfield for the Marvel Spiderman. Why, WHY do we need another one? Children will have had 3 separate cinematic Peter Parker Spidermen in their lifetime. That’s way too many Spidermen. Hell that’s too many Spidermen…

I love That Is Not Irony. I want them to follow me around one day and tell me what things are and are not ironic.

Aww a pot holder. I can’t speak for your mom, but if a child handed me a pot holder in lieu of tissues in a moment of distress it would be oddly very comforting to me.

Huh. I’ll have to try it sometime, I think I like it.

Mêh

Old white people won’t play golf on his courses, Univision won’t air his beauty pageants... Shit is getting real serious out here.

Regardless of your personal opinion about her, it is delusional to think Beyoncé is anything but successful. Unless your definition of success is “it appeals to me specifically.” In which case, get the fuck off this article about Beyoncé.

Why yes, I sometimes do have to buy children’s clothes for myself because an adult version of it would never fit me. And I will continue to do so because this brand is too bland to be that expensive. Not to mention, these pieces can all be found elsewhere in sizes ranging from 00-14 and up because they are unoriginal…

I went to her concert in 2002! Her and Ja Rule were touring together. Except no, I didn’t go to her concert in 2002, because she cancelled that too because of a “sore throat.” So I went to a Ja Rule concert.

Yeah, I can understand that. I’m sure the people who go to meet women also attend for the reason you stated. Just meeting women isn’t really a good enough reason on its own, not if you’re traveling.

I might have to pass on the metal concert. I don't think the reward is worth the cost.

I could’ve told you before this survey took place that the majority of answers would be “BECAUSE THE WOMEN.”

You’re not insane. My mom is similar, spending money stresses her out a lot. We went shopping once and she spent $300, and the next day she said she didn’t sleep at all thinking about all the money she spent. She’s a full professor at a community college so she doesn’t make a ton of money, but enough that if she…