“Trini to the bone,” says Meghan Trainor. Trini. To. The. Bone.

...There are many words for this but it’s so stupefying I have none.

“To err is human, to forgive is for pussies, so fuck you”

POLICE UNIONS.

Man, Ciara and Russell Wilson just cannot catch a fucking break.

Interestingly, “s*x” could also be interpreted as “six”, which is coincidentally exactly how many seconds their first bang sesh will last.

How often is everyone washing their hair? I only wash mine once a week and even with sweaty workouts I don’t use dry shampoo more than twice in any week. And usually it’s just a sleep and blow dry out situation.

Well weed might be legal, but being brown/black still isn’t.

Point of interest from here:

Kate, these Chrises are all very different and you should be ashamed for being unable to tell them apart.

Will Smith is wrong; Aimee Lutkin is wrong; you are all wrong. Wild Wild West is high camp, not art. Enjoy is for what it is: a movie with a legless man operating a giant steam powered spider.

I have zero shame in admitting that WWW was one of my all time favourite movies as a kid and I can still watch it and recite lines from it.

NO SHAME I TELL YOU. NONE. IT WAS GREAT, NO YOU SHUT UP

I feel the need to include this moment of greatness:

UGH TYGA

I’m actually very grateful for today’s Dirt Bag, if only because I was finally able to recognize that was Nick Young in that famous meme. You’d think since I’m such a basketball fanatic that I would have recognized him. But no, Swaggy is just as forgettable on the court as he is off I guess. Seriously, though-it’s…

“Noor is completely innocent and [was] unaware of the attacks,”

I think Reilly’s is worse than Schilling’s because Reilly’s bad take was an original one. Reilly thought that up himself and thought it was a really good point. Schilling “just” shared a meme.

And before anyone asks, yes, what I am proposing is more restriction on all firearm purchases. Longer waiting periods, more extensive background checks, more paperwork, local/state/federal databases, banning all personal sales of firearms (must be done through a FFL and all info forwarded to said databases), [edited…

The only reason anyone “needs” a semi-automatic, high capacity rifle is either intimidation, compensation, or both. That’s it. They have no functional purpose that isn’t done better by another firearm save for killing a lot of humans, in a small space, in a short amount of time.

Ha, the breakup narrative was so flattering to him. He loved her but he just wasn’t in love with her, you know? She was desperately in love with him and wanted to get married but he so wasn’t feeling that. So, much respect! She’s probably just not a very sexual person.