Of all the things to be gleeful about, assaulting a minimum wage worker (I presume) has got to be the dumbest shit I’ve seen all week.

Go to any bar in America at closing time and you’ll find at least one Nice Guy drunkenly letting the mask slip.

I stopped reading after that.

Hey, self-awareness is powerful indeed. You would prefer that a person doesn’t grow over his/her lifetime and acknowledge that growth? I don’t think anyone is fully formed at 18, and those who do are typically 18 year olds.

That’s not entirely fair—a lot of teens aren’t really educated on the issues, and if their families and friends are conservative and that’s all they know, they’re more likely to lean conservative. I was the same way (sans boyfriend) because I was raised in a very conservative Christian environment. I grew up and then…

As someone who has worked on trail crews: This truly is an INSANE amount of stuff that got left behind. It’s to the point where it looks like all of these frat bros got scared by a bear and high-tailed it out of there, leaving their stuff (including their tents and alcohol! That’s really unusual!!) behind.

Prepare the Dorothy Everton Smythe woman of the year award! This guy is a feminist hero! No groping = total credibility that you’re one classy, classy woman-respecting dude.

based on this gif of him and the flag, he 100% gropes living humans:

Let’s also note that not groping women is a really low bar to clear. Even if Trump doesn’t grope women, that’s hardly evidence that he treats women like human beings.

Why don’t cars have trash cans?

That’s literally almost as much as my house.. 😳 But it is beautiful and if you can afford it.

police said they seized 59 dogs and eight horses from the home of Melinda Vinzant; they also found “several” dead dogs on the property.

Yeah, but she followed it up with “bewigged Sunny Delight bottle,” which is great.

;P I’m a vegetarian because since I was a kid I didn’t like the taste or texture of meat, and I struggled to choke it down before my parents let me become a vegetarian around age 15. But even I look sideways at vegans. I tried it for a hot minute in college, but life is not worth living without cheese and iced cream.…

Exactly. I feel like reading the high school gossip news paper. Or watching the View.

Why did I read all of that.

Clover is my favorite Jezebel writer. I’ve been waiting for this.

Stuff I don’t want to hear anymore:

It’s like you can't commit genocide against indigenous peoples and steal their land without everyone calling you a fucking monster.