Damn, now I'm hungry.

What what what is the thing that Cara Delevigne is smoking???? It looks like not an e-cigarette, but an e-bong, or something. Help me out, young people, for I am but a simple elderly rural dweller who does not recognize this fancy blue-lit devil's plaything.

We certainly do. Sometimes we contemplate it quickly, sometimes in a leisurely fashion. Sometimes we're naked in the tub. Contemplating hard.

My, these straight men sure do spend a lot of their time contemplating gay sex.

ENJOY YOUR EARTHQUAKE INTO THE OCEAN! *Sobs into ice*

Calm down everyone, I'm still just an attention seeking asshole! Thank you for playing. Yours in botox, Madonna.

I'm more disturbed by the bandana and the dead eyes.

Please stop second guessing that old whore and let her raise her kids the way she wants.

"I'll have what she's having..."

Do they also provide wi-fi?

Let's see if Kinja lets me upload this...

Straight-edge would be a dealbreaker for me. I like to drink and fornicate.

maybe she misspelled monotomy.

Kylie, darling, you spelled "monotony" wrong.

Don't feel smug. That just means you never saw the one good Lindsay Lohan movie.

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If you say douchebag things, people are going to think you are a douchebag. Sorry can make things better but it won't erase what was said. I hate the word douchebag but it really fits this douchebag.

I love when trolls create burner accounts related to the content of the article... It makes you easier to spot.