What a badass!

Is it weird that your story made me feel a twinge of excitement for winter 2015? Hell yeah, Indiana!

Wooooooooooooow! I have enjoyed your story thoroughly. I can definitely see myself in a similar position. It seems like you too are a kind person who sometime finds yourself in crazy positions because of your supreme awareness of situational appropriateness (it is appropriate for me to deal with this sunbather so the…

My goodness, I am so so sorry. My son is now 14 months. I can’t even imagine.

If you don’t mind me asking, what sort of alternative assignments do you end up giving? Do you feel like they are as enriching as the typical assignment?

Right on!

I think you’re really sympathetic.

Yeah, that situation sounds super irritating.

Yeah right? That’s a good move: “Sorry I missed your call! You up? Wanna grab coffee? I’VE GOT HOURS TO RAGE TODAY, BABY!”

I agree that it’s totally unncessary to be going out when you’re an adult and have children, but maybe he helps get the babes/children to bed and then rolls out? Maybe it’s actually thoughtful of him? ...

Yeah right? THEY’RE the idiots because they cuddled and smooched in a relative private, albeit windy, area of a train?

Girl, Kylie is not the enemy.

AINT ILLEGAL WHERE IM AT, HELL YAH! #Indiana

Wow, I hate her.

Here’s how I read it:

That hairline, tho!

beauty-full! I am in love

Maybe she even did sit him down and break up with him, and he was just too drunk to remember. Possible??

Oh common! Gun owners don’t necessarily have any less respect for life than non-gun owners. I must admit that gun people can definitely be weird, but they aren’t the worst troupe out there.

Ya know, I sincerely hope he did think it was okay to kill someone over beer pong. At least then it would be a conscious decision and not just a huge shit-the-bed fuck up.