THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!! It truly is super irritating when someone just sits in the left lane and decides, "I don't care how anyone else wants to drive and I'm going fast enough." If there is traffic building behind you, even if it is one car, you are not going fast enough for the fast lane. Just speed up and scooch…

THE BEST!

Pretty amazing... Just got in per his head, is all... Bless his soul :)

Gaaah, if you want to do well on your important trial, you'd better loose those ridiculous damn glasses. Being flashy is not going to do you any favors there... #legitlegaladvice

SO FABULOUS!!

NO!! BECAUSE SHE REJECTED THE TITLE "VICTIM" SHE'S OBVIOUSLY SAYING THAT ANYONE WHO IDENTIFIES AS A VICTIM IN ANY WAY IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND OBVIOUSLY ASKING FOR ATTENTION!!! VICTIM BLAMING!

Rio is so fabulous! Also, super hilarious post.

Didn't read the article (yet) but the title made me laugh out loud. (literally lol)

If Kylie Jenner has curves than I'm sober....

Right? It does definitely have a dreamy, whimsical tone to it...

Thank you for that addition :)

You're goddamn right, DangerTits!

How cool! Okay, so I know plastic surgery, of course including getting breast implants, is a surgery and poses risks and is also expensive, but, can we ignore those things for a moment?

oh, lord. your mom, buddy.

FUCK YES!

Ha, that does dismantle the thing...

"I know that. I just don't think it should be limited to that form of usage."

Oh my goodness!! This is so not ridiculous! You guys don't know what good is!

DAYUM!

Right!?! My first thought was, "hell no. I don't care how big your dog is, you can't be having that thing destroying a bunch of your belongings"