I can’t do napkin math because I never would have a pen.

Your mental math skillz > my mental math skillz.

Man it’s moments like this that almost make me feel sad the Texas governor cursed all Texas based baseball teams with a single tweet.

To be fair, the life of a fullback really is all about the run after contact.

Mortimer Duke: Tell him the good part.

Sure, as long as you can explain to me how a “brokerage fee” differs from a “vig.”

Blame the parents for bringing the child to a playoff game. Sure baseball games a great and fun for kids but this is an infant. S/he has no desire whatsoever to be at the baseball game, in fact it’s sort of irresponsible for a kid to be outside in the sun around thousands of strangers and their microbes for several…

I mean really... Think about being at home. If someone called and said “Hey this is your cable provider, I know we have your information on file but I need you to read it to me over the phone” would you just pony it up? I doubt it.

Or... “Let me call you right back...” hang up, call front desk. They likely need to be aware anyway, as the caller is either IN the hotel calling from a house or room phone, or they were connected through the front desk. Also, the front desk will usually greet you by name when calling your room. Red flag if they…

Didn’t keep his legs together. The silver hair pulled him up from a 7. We’ll see how he performs next week.

Hardy is a great player. Big Fucking Deal. As long as owners and other players allow horrible people to continue playing in their professional sandboxes, people like Hardy and every other abusive person are reinvested with the idea that they are somehow special, therefore they are beyond any moral judgement or…

NNNOOOOO!!!!!! Please, please, Haden, don’t fire him! Give him at least a 3rd year! Sark deserves that much from you, especially when he came in at a time when you guys were still on probation for all that cheating, and weren’t allowed the full allotment of scholarships, causing massive problems for your depth chart.…

They're just mad over how piss poor their team has played this year.

Seriously guys, this shit has to stop.

His head hit the ground. Bad form. -2 points.

The critical piece is that this wasn’t interference with the fielding of a batted ball.

The Indianapolis Colts Stadium. Colts Stadium. The Stadium. Wind Energy Stadium. The House That Peyton Manning Built. Indianapolis Football Stadium.

Can you just request juiceboxes, or does that have to go through the union now?

Has Deadspin ever even asked for free juiceboxes? Seems kind of petty to expect Tropicana to just offer.