I think you meant to file this under “Times me and my Dad acted like Assholes at the Golf Course”

One of the few remaining perks of my job is the occasional golf outing that is purchased by my employer, thanks to the extortion of the client, which in itself is reprehensible. Many of these are in the swanky clubs in Westchester, Bergen and Nassau Counties in metro NYC. Their dress codes and rules are legendary. I…

You should have saved this one for the “Tell us about the most poorly planned family outings you’ve ever had” submission call.

An old high school girlfriend of mine lived in a subdivision that had its own golf course. She and I made out near one of the secluded greens one summer night, and it was one of those magical scenes from adolescence where the possibilities of adulthood and physical relations with a real live girl are perfectly matched…

Not a story about a petty golf club, but the shittiest of shitty people that play golf.

I went to the driving range with a friend while I was wearing jeans. Nice ones, but still denim. I’d never really been to a country club so I didn’t know that was a thing.

This woman driving a pink golf cart decided to hide behind a garbage can to take my picture to report me. Not approach me like an adult, not…

I was playing golf with my grandpa at the country club he’s been with since the 70’s. The 5th hole is a very cool par 3 over water. They had the tee box’s moved up so the water wasn’t in play so I went to hit a practice shot from the real tee box and a 75 year old dude saw me from 100 yards away. He steams up in his…

I’m not going so far to say it’s fixed by the league or anything. I’m just saying it’s inconsistent chaos that actually effects more than play to play, it can have real effects on who wins or loses. We just need refs who aren’t keeping score of who deserves what in their heads. Just call the fucking game the same for…

At some point, the article needs to be written pointing out that NBA refs are an actual problem and not just a, “well, that’ll happen!” part of the game.

Nothing about the phantom 2nd foul on Thompson in the 1st quarter that took him out of the game prematurely that the ABC BROADCAST TEAM was freaking out about on air? Hmmmm. Yeah this series is going 7.

NBA = WWE

Personally I think Rose was aiming for the one black woman in the gallery.

Exactly. All of those people are pros but not dominant stars and not winners at the highest levels of the tour so Lemon Drop is basically full of ish.

what? this makes no sense. all that was missing from your excuse-laden post is “race card”....

I recommend you check out the great interview with Arthur Ashe about his predictions for how tennis would deal with a non-traditional black player on the tour. Not to mention that most of the players you name are pretty much tennis establishment pros that came up in the system—nothing wrong with that, but their…

So he gets suspended for two games until we see the video?

OK, so, this is a tragedy. The victim here, undeniably, is this poor girl. No one’s disputing that.

“I’m probably like 160 pounds right now and I can catch a dick whenever I want, like, that’s the truth. It’s not a problem!”

Those first two sentences make ONE helluva T-shirt.

I still enjoyed wearing his jersey around Hampton Roads just to piss off a certain type of people.