You can probably rack this headline as "Washington D.C. Politicians Being Shady As Shit About <insert issue here>" and use it over again...

Well, I mean, come on...anyone with balls that big will probably have hip problems.

As mentioned above, it's best to sit at the bar when eating dinner alone. Besides not hogging a table or have someone steal your extra chair, the bar usually has a TV with sports on, and of course that's also where all the booze is.

Dinner alone, I can do....I like to imagine that some hot rich older lady will spot me and maybe take me in as her boy toy, ala Kris Jenner....but nope, never happens. But that's ok, what's bad about it is if the place is crowded and someone comes along to take the empty chair from your table, so it's pretty much…

Obama: [listens to Coach K's remarks]

This is a little strange. Generally Coach K is more adept at early exit strategies.

How do I un-focus on a whole pic?

I hope they took him up on the offer, it's the only shot they'll have for the next couple of years.

It's a sad day when someone can't make a "people in Mississippi are really goddamn racist" joke without having to apologize.

Fuck the NBA is such dogshit you cant do anything anymore fucking seriously

To be fair, the NBA first tested this initiative during the WNBA season. After an admitted adjustment period, the players got used to it.

That's when a guy walks up with the missing forty dollars and tells the woman it was on the floor by their table. To which she says "bullshit" and storms out saying that I'm a fucking thief. Moral of the story is, don't give small children lots of cash.

I imagine that guy probably paid out of his own pocket to make the…

and smeared his crap all over the walls of the cubicle and the mirror directly outside it.

When I looked at the bill, she had left a ridiculously small tip of $66.66 (on a check around $190) with a little smiley face and note that said,"because 6 is my favorite number."

ESPN has suspended McHenry indefinitely and will cooperate fully with the NCAA as it investigates these amateurism allegations.

Have you ever worked in a restaurant lol

+1.. met many a wild lady in those chat rooms.

I miss the days when chat rooms had people other than pedophiles and people trying to catch pedophiles.

I just liked when it was a playground for dabblers. Nobody was trying to run a business off it, nobody's government was watching them, nobody was trying to make us buy anything.
Of course it's a much better tool now and maybe we reluctantly need some of this stuff to make it all work... but I miss that innocence.
Just…