How many thumbs down did he give her titties? over/under 3.5

So, my mother was relentlessly hit-on/lightweight stalked by Rick James in the 70's. For example, when they first met he introduced himself by going "Get over here big-leg girl! My name is Ricky and I'm your new [insert N-word here]!" When it first came out, I wasn't allowed to watch Chappelle's because I was too…

The only angle left for Deadspin to cover is what if Bumgarner had gotten ebola

Yeah, and I accidentally slipped on a banana peel and fucked my neighbor's wife this weekend.

This woman's being melodramatic. This is actually pretty tame in terms of Challenger explosions.

Michael Irving said it best on NFL Network. Paraphrasing, "You wouldn't expect Tom Brady or Peyton Manning to hang out in the club. Then don't expect it from Russell Wilson."

Clearly, Wilson's new haircut is giving a lot of people racial amnesia...

I hate your vertical videos. I hope they die. Like, Horizontal videos are my life.

you can't make a ho a housewife

Video shot by my Motorola Razr

no worries good luck when you get that 1st girlfriend - remember to fluff the pillow

I'm starting to think you're dumber than she is.

You've never had a girlfriend have you?

I usually abstain from commenting on Wilson articles, but there is a line in the Freeman article that strikes close to home so I have to bring it up:

Well, if he wants to prove them wrong, he can always [THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN EDITED BY AN OVERWHELMING REALIZATION THAT IT COULD ONLY END POORLY]

Even hotter take: he left her because she was cheating on him with Golden Tate, which is why Tate isn't a Seahawks.

Frankly, this seems like blame-shifting.

Luckily for Wilson, all the members of his entourage say they consider him their black friend.

err, I thought they had a kid. Another hot take up in smoke.

This one is too hot. lol are all black people's significant others called "baby mamas"? Because I don't think they had any children unless you're one of those people who think having dogs is like having children.