Yes, that’s how it feels when Nook comes for his money.

The Walmart knock off of Chick Fil A sauce is the shit.

Living in the past? Have dull meetings gone away?

Living in the past? Have dull meetings gone away?

Because that's far too much to spend on a mixed drink, especially one with Coke. That's like a caviar topped hot dog.

Im sure you can get comparable results by using Black Bottle, Finlaggan Old Reserve, or Islay Storm - which may be a Trader Joe’s exclusive. (Sorry NYC, the only boozy TJ option for us is the Princeton NJ store. Better off spending more.)

That’s a load of bull.

Dont bother walking me through, I’ve already exited.

I saw this and thought exactly the same thing.  Maybe this is meant to thin the herd.

You guize, I saw this new burger place open up and make mad money, and for reals, Burger King been doing that shit for years

OK OK OK its out.  Jeez, I don’t visit Kotaku every day any more.  

All I want is the ability to play Borderlands 1 again on a modern console.

Basically Symphony of the Night...

As pathetic as this lawsuit is, there was no call for being shitty in the opener. Maiden isn’t an aging band, they’re metal icons that have had an amazing run for decades. They deserve more respect for their work.

The whole franchise died with Cole. Everything that followed was somewhat fun but terribly written fanfic.

Just drop this to $5 so my cheap ass can but it guilt free.

With all of their wealth and resources you would think they could hire a couple of decent voice actors. Seriously, why are all of the English voice actors in Japanese games SO BAD?  I’d rather listen to William Shatner playing every role.

Regardless of the terrible things that have happened on this show in the past, this may be the breaking point for me where I stop watching this show. (Probably not but let’s see) It’s not enough to say that Barry Allen is the worst. That almost sounds cute, like ha ha you’re the worst. No. BA is just a terrible, toxic…

I guess this explains why my enthusiasm rapidly devolves into disappointment.  I always wanted a 3D Streets of Rage, and I also love horror and B movies and gun kata so this series seemed to fit the bill, but then it just became all combo and enemy pattern dependent, and I just lost interest.  Yet when a new game…

I feel the same way.

Some might call this trivial, but a key difference for me is the soundtrack - F-Zero’s soundtrack is, admittedly only for me, awful in a way that ruins the whole experience.