When the hell did Megyn Kelly and I get on the same side?

For skinny people half their weight isn’t bad. For others... yeah, it really is.

We have Nathans. We have Sabretts on the street. Our game is mighty.

Oh please, if this was NY there’d be no question about partying for months. Let them fully embrace and celebrate their victory.

Fair enough

I have no idea of who you’re talking about, but it wasn’t me. I’m not using any excuses, just don’t appreciate shit talk about my mother. I think you can get that. As for being an idiot, well, I gotta be me. I do prefer Sanders to Clinton, but my post was more sarcasm than seriousness. At this point I know that…

Given that my mother passed away years ago, I would be very happy for that sort of interaction one more time. I won’t reply to you again.

You mean like what you’re doing?

Well, until your reply.

I know how wishful thinking works, thank you very much. I never claimed it was realistic or legal...

Donald Trump may actually be our president, and that’s not remotely close to the most bizarre thing about this election cycle, so yeah... it wouldn’t surprise me.

I’d prefer Bernie. OK, I’m not REALLY OK with this, but... I’d definitely prefer President Sanders.

If they make Bernie the Dem candidate I’m OK with this.

GBA and SNES on the VC or no interest.

Well, at least all this cheese can help make America grate again.

Ricotta be kiddin’ me with all these puns

Its just prettier and nicer, for the enthusiasts who are into that sort of stuff.

I’ve watched the supercut twice and I’m still not getting how this is misogynist. I’m not trolling, I’m just not getting it.

Why would anyone waste a Brooklyn Lager on a f’ing cabbage? Shove a Natty Ice up there or something.

There should be a roast of Anne Coulter