I would gladly accept :)

Making large cuts of veggies is simple. Using a kinfe to cut angel hair that's long enough to twirl around a fork? That's kind of difficult.

WHAAAAAAAAAAA? I can't imagine how anyone could not like zucchini.

You'll be very pleasantly surprised by how satisfying it is.

That's a lot of work. I'll be honest, there's no way I'll be making veggie noodles by hand.

Get a spiral slicer and make some carrot or zucchini noodles. They're surprizingly amazing. I have the Joyce Chen slicer shown in the video - it's cheap and doesn't wind up dumping all your shit on the table like those other slackers, though the options for slices are limited. The Joyce Chen wastes less too. I…

Finally I know where this image comes from!

No worries - I was wondering about why a 3 1/2 year old post was getting so much attention!

a film focusing on a new generation of Star Wars heroes sounds like a somewhat better idea than Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher taking center stage one last time.

Well, there were Bob's but he had testicular cancer.

Just build a flesh avatar for River, upload from Library, explain that it will age like a human, and make her a companion. Solved AND lets them revisit the Vashta Narada. Hell, they can restore Donna's memory and then she can get a job at UNIT, making her a recurring character. Done. Pay me nao, BBC.

That's why I said women riding into battle. As for the guys, well, they're looking for damage.

Remember when those two porn films came out and both featured a guy delivering a big sausage pizza?

Does it have magic and dragons and women riding into battle with their tits hanging out for no reason? No. Is it the product of a deranged fantasy? Aw hell yeah.

Yeah, but they were framed by chicken and cow!

Anyone who has seen this knows the benefits of a repeated viewing. Sure you get the film by the end, but to really appreciate it you need to go back and look for the things that were missed.

Twice? Are you kidding? There will NEVER be an understanding of that film.