I went home (as Franklin) with nothing going on and from inside the house suddenly all I heard was gunshots, screaming, and cop cars. I went outside to find a block wide massacre.

I already bid the F-14 farewell in 2006.

Is nobody going to discuss the offense of shooting this video vertically?

Well, I don't know about that, but I will say that the ability to be a complete asshole spans geography, ethniticy, age, and gender - it is truly equal.

I never forgot it - you start out in the Big Bowl restaurant in Flushing!

I dunno... the findings aren't that clear, especially this late in this generation, on the eve of new consoles. They need something a bit more straightforward.

A photo of the testing equipment

Hows about cheaper memory?

I feel as though I have missed a significant part of this article.

Spoony?

Death Metal gun? Yes, please.

The sanctity of this place has been fouled.

Thank you so, so much for this.

Hey Cheapasses (like myself),

Oh Japan, why must all of this look so phallic?

There's only 1 game on the Vita which made me really want the system, and that was Wipeout. There aren't a ton of games for the Vita, and many of those that are don't seem all that interesting to me. The memory cards for the Vita are prohibitively expensive, which doesn't help when the system itself is expensive.

So the lack of games on both systems is less of a factor for low sales than the name??

Bwah - the reaction that requires no translation.

Isn't toast supposed to actually be toasted? I don't mean burnt, but these look like pretty slices of lukewarm bread.