Probably just telling Alexa to replay his favorite Toto song.

While I personally think that Avenatti is garbage, his accusation of Jacob Wohl didn’t come out of nowhere. The Twitter for Wohl’s fake intelligence agency took credit for Avenatti’s arrest on Thursday, while Wohl simultaneously tweeted about about it all day from his personal account.

I appreciated Splinter when it first started, as most other places were trying to downplay the crazy to keep the peace. But over the last half year it’s just become story after story of anger about everyone and everything. At first it was anti-trump, then anti-GoP, then anti-centrists, then anti-moderate Dems, then…

I was wrong, Trump supports removing confederate monuments after all.

That’s because Foss is post-hardcore, not punk. I know I’ve got some music fans who’ll back me up here.

I’m gonna start greeting my friends like this

Howdy and fuck you also.

That’s hilarious. You would think that whatever idiot is out there trying to get that through would decide to use the actual name of the party (Democratic) rather than the shortened slur that they normally use to refer to them.

The human version of the NBA Jam AI when you have a second half lead.

Red Red Whine

Was anyone else curious about the unnamed “brother-in-law” that she used as a human shield in her announcement?

It was surprisingly hard to google him because she’s apparently been married 4 times. It turns out that it’s her current husband’s brother who died in a training accident over a decade before she met her…

Just five days—and two of those days were weekend days—after her appointment as interim president and CEO of USA Gymnastics was announce...

The people of Florida and Georgia will forever remember when the giant life destroying windstorm arrived in town and wrecked the place.

Oh my god! I love the ghosty stories, but centipedes are the only creatures that truly freak me out.

A friend of mine challenged Rickey Henderson to a race from home plate in Fenway to the Monster. Rickey goes “Rickey’d be at the wall, before your white ass gets over the fence.”

Whatever he is, nobody’s ever been afraid of him (activists or otherwise) and nobody ever will. I mean, how much of an impotent pussy do you have to be to downgrade yourself to the role of cheering bystander in your own delusional murder fantasy?

At least Flint’s water ain’t flammable.

Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

She will not shut up and knibble

Just came here to say that dogs whip ass. Shoutout to dogs.