That’s twice in less than a week that the entire staff of Deadspin quit. 

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

This is totally par for the course for Bernie’s supporters, a cohort of edgelords for whom politics has become a tribal bloodsport, yet paradoxically have nothing of substance at risk with any of these elections (save their egos). They will gleefully shipwreck this country and all our futures in the name of…

That’s Reggie Bush. It’s hard to put into words.

“This young Guerrero Jr. is a star in the making, and Canadians have adopted them as their own. I propose we find an appropriate way to honor him, and I have a few ideas.”

“A female person.”

Big Ben sucks and I'm excited to see what Maya Rudolph can do in a new role 

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

MF said “Nautious.” Like he didn’t even give it a good shot. Typed out a word that look like a Transformer that turns into a sailboat.

Doesn’t matter 

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

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Yeah they only torture Canadians

my wife is an “anchor baby.” Born here but always told “go back to where you came from/Mexico” (she’s not Mexican) and does not stand or put her hand over her heart and I support her. Why should she show allegiance to a government that wants to strip her of her citizenship?  If some MAGAt tried anything with her she…

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

Let’s see....White, Texan, cross necklace, polarized lenses, Under Armor shirt...

If the next one isn’t called “Fast 10 Your Seatbelts”, then there is no justice. 

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

The last time this team won a playoff game, the first person to interview the head coach & QB was a black-glove-wearing OJ Simpson.

I’m not stanning for Ms. Harris quite yet, but Tomorrow’s Leftovers would do herself good to shut her gotdamb mouth before someone serves her on a plate and calls her a grouper.