it’s very big and very wet.

Breaking: Ben Lindbergh’s Kinja handle revealed!

“Honey, it looks like Louis XIV exploded in here.” - Liberace

That does not happen daily.

That led to a Bears three-and-out

“It’s not my job to do that!” may have worked at Penn State, but this is the NFL, Bill.

“Smart move. You can cash in those unused timeouts at the end of the season for boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts.” - Andy Reid

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

A couple of years ago, I was sitting at a bar in Cambridge watching Week 1. Pats vs. Bills. The guy next to me struck up a conversation with me during which he said that Julian Edelman is the best receiver in the NFL. Then Dion Lewis made a nice catch and run, juked a defender out of his shoes,and scored a TD, after…

his dog Jimbo was locked in a room, sitting in his own piss.

One of the first things they teach you in “Anti Co-Dependency School” :) I get a bit militant about it.

You’re totally right—this is valid and important to recognize, and I realize that my line of thought was off-track.

This doesn’t surprise me. Cycles of abuse are self-perpetuating. I’m surprised more people aren’t pointing out how distressingly similar the details of this assault are to her allegation against Weinstein: the grooming and isolating of the victim, providing alcohol before attacking etc. It’s infuriating to think…

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

My wife, a lovely and thoughtful woman, purchased a very expensive Redskins jacket for my birthday a couple of years ago. What she hadn’t realized is I had abandoned this morally bankrupt team and cringed at the thought of wearing the fucking jacket in public. 

Coincidentally, she had also been imploring me to lose…

“Vikings fans travel about as well as Buddy Holly.” - line of the series imo.

It’s “a couple dozen dipshits” today because they’ve been hounded mercilessly for a year since one of them drove a car into a crowd of people. But I’m sure if we just ignore them they’d settle down because apparently they’re fucking toddlers and not a group of virulent racists who want to create a white ethno-state.

I work in the legal department of a large corporation. I draft and review contracts daily, including NDAs but hey, thanks for the explanation.

Well, if you know of another way to show one’s dedication to freedom and liberty than forcing others to chant on cue via threats of physical violence, I’d like to hear it.