Got it. So, you complain that the Trump administration is corrupt as fuck, but because the DNCC hasn’t personally given you a handy under the table, you’re going to vote FOR the corrupt, racist, xenophobic, Trump administration that wants to further redistribute your income to the already obscenely wealthy. That’s…

the judge should order them to tweet “croatoan” and delete the account 

The Pulitzer Prize goes to the journalist who uncovers evidence that someone in this Administration isn’t a huge criminal.

The commenters on the attached article are basically saying that leftist or antifa members are responsible for beating this guy up. Never mind the white supremacist symbols spray painted on the victim’s car. Their disconnected world view is really hard to understand. It literally makes no sense.

Ah French romance, like the French guy who pulled his erect dick out and put it in my hand while I waited to be served in a VERY crowded bar. I loved it, especially when I wrenched it hard 90 degrees and watched as he collapsed in a heap on the floor.

Harassment is harassment, and fuck catcallers, flashers, and just…

Your first mistake was assuming that it's the ones you see that you need to worry about. 

We need to understand that the Bill of Rights isn’t some steadfast monolith which dispenses freedom to all around, it is an intruder alarm to guard freedom— a string of cans lain at the perimeter meant to clang and rattle and make the people aware when someone attempts to incur tyranny against liberty.

#MePew

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Note to conservative teenagers: if Peter Thiel starts talking about how the GOP needs young blood, get the hell out of there.

They were not portrayed as anything.

I know we all love to rip Winston, but I applaud his comments here, and I hope he continues to learn and grow with each mistake. It’d be awesome to watch a 9ft professor play QB.

I invite you to use my winningest technique when confronted with dumb ass troll trump people. I donate to liberal causes in their names. Seriously. I stopped someone dead in his tracks on Facebook by donating to Planned Parenthood and told him the next donation was to the ACLU.

Fuck explaining ANY motherfucking thing to that cracker-ass motherfucking-ass motherfucking racist motherfucker. And fuck his insincere motherfucking-ass motherfucking apology. Hit that motherfucker in his POCKET. That’s the only thing these racist-ass motherfuckers understand. Fuck’em. I don’t have the vocab for…

It’s a star, so they should let him do it.

Dollar General is investigating? What? Call up that fucking store, get Slewfoot Ken’s ass on the line, tell him he fucked up, grab his Moon Pie stash and take his ass home and keep him off the schedule indefinitely, then tell Marsha she’s the manager, now, give her a 35 cent raise and hang the phone the fuck up.

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

I can't think a better expression of an anti-dope policy than suspending Ryan Lochte.

More like fitness this whole pizz- wait

“It was just words! Why are they so triggered? And then she had to gall to say ‘fuck’! What a terrible word!