Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

Dodges the draft, dodges shoes, dodges accountability for his disastrous, war criminal presidency.  If I’m playing dodgeball, I want George Bush Jr. on my team.

I keep being reminded of stage hypnotists. The whole deal with stage hypnotism is that it’s an agreement between the hypnotist and the subjects to put on a show. Through relaxing words he can help lower their inhibitions, but at the same time most subjects are fully aware that they’re being silly on stage and are just…

probably not too many lawyers reading here either

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

I didn’t know Sasha could play a convincing teen girl.  Damn he’s good.

There is no end to the amount a shit a Republican will eat just so he can make a Democrat smell it on his breath. 

This season feels like a Nats fan found a monkey’s paw and wished that the team wouldn’t lose in the first round of the playoffs again.

None of them do.

http://www.wrcbtv.com/story/23031802/president-obama-wanted-to-eat-at-beas

Whatever you say, snowflake. Check out that tweet. It alreasy has FOUR hearts in just two days. Come back to me when you go viral.

I’m going to remember that move next time I get into a fight.

Some people will do anything for family.

This fight should have been sponsored by dead doves, because I dont know what Dana expected

This whole thing is just a continuation of his beef stemming from the USFL days. The NFL wouldn’t let him in their club back then (because they knew he sucked), and so now he’s using his position to enact some form of revenge.

That’s twice this year the Eagles have stunned the patriots.

Carol Sharrow was charged with manslaughter in the death of 68-year-old Douglas Parkhurst

Liam Neeson could absolutely kick the shit out of Trump.

FIRST DRAFT!