I’ll believe Andrew Luck is healthy when I see him play, and maybe not even then

The only example I can even think of of someone being “chosen” for one of our squads in Winter Olympics as opposed to just automatically qualifying through having the best results is figure skating, where in 2014 they took a photogenic white girl who finished 4th at nationals instead of the non-photogenic…

Steve: Aaaand we’re back from commercial break. Let’s revisit our athletes:

The last time I got such enjoyment out of seeing a blogger on ice, I was working as an usher at Andrew Breitbart’s wake.

All of Trump’s Wives: He Cheats Like Hell.

A convincing argument, indeed. However, I think they might be Super KKKaiyans or something, because their Becky Power Levels are wayyyyy over 9,000.

You know damn well Britt Mchenry is secretly plotting to take over for Megyn Kelly. There are levels to Beckydom. Tomeh Lameren is at the first level. No real job but everywhere and making White people money for being mediocre. Britt Mchenry has those added years but not that cushy anchor job yet. I had to Google to…

They’re like Pokemon, Damon. A Tomilahren evolves into a Brittmchenry and a Brittmchenry evolves into an Annecoulter or a Lauraingram, depending on a few outside factors.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.

Dalton might be hurt. I saw him come off the field walking gingerly.

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

Esports aren’t real sports, nerds!

Well that’s the thing, they really do believe that WaPo is “fake news” so they didn’t create a deep backstory assuming that there would be no fact checking. A lot of these morons think of themselves as journalists for the alt-right and because they do no fact checking or research before tweeting some false rumor they…

Easy, like this:

Ephebophile, n: a pedophile with a thesaurus

Every time I see this kind of baloney, it only reinforces my belief that Bill Belichek is less some kind of evil genius than he is the Only Sane Man in the position of head coach in the NFL. Because you know the rap on Brady, that he is merely a bewilderingly good “system” quarterback? Well, that might be true, were…