Eric has ruined multiple games of fetch by chucking his dog 80 yards on the fly and dumping a can of wet food on a tennis ball.

Family members and friends jokingly refer to Eric Trump’s personal gym as “the pet cemetery.”

When Eric fell into the gorilla cage at the zoo as a child, onlookers were terrified that there’d be a bloodbath until zookeepers tranquilized the young man.

I bet Don Jr. wishes he was as strong as his brother Eric. Dude can’t even pet a fluffy rabbit without breaking its neck.

I keep watching that expecting coins to pop out of his head, a la Mario.

No, no, he gave them the house key, they just walk right in.

No, it wasn’t. I’m going to assume you’ve read the actual speech she gave. “Basket of deplorables” was an out for Trump-inclined voters. It was a way to acknowledge the racism, xenophobia, sexism, etc. that was blatant and impossible to miss, but the speech then went on to literally call for empathy for the Trump…

Genesis 2:2

Hey Aubrey, if the earth is only 6,000 years old, then how do you explain the existence of Jamie Moyer?

Huff and other evangelical Bible thumpers on evolution:

“if we evolved from monkeys, why are there monkeys?”

thank you for thinking my blogs are powerful enough to swing elections

If you learned that last year, I think you learned something wrong. The national. polls on the general election were pretty close...I think on the eve of the election they had Clinton winning the national vote by something like 3 points, she won by 2.

“The difference is that no Sanders surrogate went out and explicitly endorsed Trump.”

Are you fucking kidding me? He had lots of surrogates who said Clinton was no different than Trump and Sarandon who suggested that voting for Trump would bring on the Revolution of “Our Revolution”

As a black man living in America, I feel the NFL protests appropriately draw attention to one of America’s gravest race-based sins at a venue that makes it uncomfortably difficult for those either apathetic to or complicit in it to ignore.

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

Lincoln’s own Supreme Court

Late.

Uh huh. McDonald v. Santa Fe Trail, establishing that white people have a cause of action for discrimination under Title VII for racial discrimination, was decided in 1976. And we are supposed to believe that multiple LAW firms admitted to a clear violation of Title VII and just willingly handed you a slam dunk…

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”