Pretty sure that guy’s been banned at least 4 times now. Always a croissant name, too, which I think started out as some sort of asinine dick joke. The next wannabe tomato sock?

That’s the newest Tomato, I think. He’s busy stumping hard for the Brazilian fascist on another thread and trying to say Stephen Miller isn’t white on yet another. Fucking pathetic.

Good fucking grief. I’m not a violent person in the slightest, but I just had a very primal urge to crack all three of those assholes in the face with an aluminum bat.

Holy shit shit shit shit no. No. I would have refused to ever shower again. That is absolutely terrifying. Scorpions, no, I can’t coexist with them.

How many takes do you think he needed because he started cracking up halfway through the scene? I’ve got to think at least 20.

Yeah, I’m a lot kinder to critters now than I was back then. While I was staying with my parents a few months ago, a centipede was chilling on the ceiling while I was brushing my teeth, and it actually hung out there throughout the rest of the day as I came in for showers, handwashing, bathroom breaks, etc. I named it…

Aww, it was like a puppy, following you around the house!

Dear god! Props to you for thinking fast and putting him on his ass though. Probably saved you from getting grabbed or scratched before your fiance could floor it.

Holy shit. There’s a lot of sociopath to go around in that story.

I actually submitted this a long long time ago for a worst encounters with insects post, but it’s still the scariest thing that’s happened to me.

Funnily enough, though, he did contract brain-eating amoebas, but they starved to death within minutes.

I ended up trapped in a conversation with a 49ers fan in a DC bar who was ranting about how much he hated that “Colin Kirkpatrick” and how he couldn’t wait to get a more respectful quarterback. I’m actually furious that this walking diaper ended up getting to root for Jimmy Garoppolo this year.

Jeezus, she’s 25? She looks like 90s Anjelica Huston already (no offense meant to her royal highness). I know it’s said often, but my god hate ages you something fierce.

I think AM to DM got it right when they said he always looks like he’s interviewing someone eating mayonnaise.

Very late reply, I know, but god, this image should be an automatic reply to every Deus Vult moron on Twitter with a crusader avatar.

Dude’s lying, btw. I used to buy from US Foods for a restaurant, and the BiB cost between $25 and $40, and they would last for days worth of fill-ups.

Big deal. I give up a pain-free body and clean face every time I see the words “all you can eat hot wings.”

Just checked the site, and it looks like the woman’s picture was removed from the header, leaving the racist-boner all by his lonesome. Looks like someone’s distancing themselves from this raging pile of dickshit.

If I remember correctly as well, you can enter a legal contract in Alabama if you are either

a) 18+

I have a fairly distant cousin who was courted by a 30-something preacher when she was 14 (my family’s from rural VA, where this is still happening, if no longer commonplace). She had the complete, enthusiastic blessing of her parents. They married right after she turned 18, then she divorced him at 19. No idea how…