Trash in The Stand was taken captive and assaulted by The Kid on their way to Vegas as well, if I remember correctly.

So... Ted Cruz fucking himself?

My fucking hometown. What a god-awful place to spend your formative years. Literally have not been back there since I graduated high school.

The Tennessee GOP Twitter account is remarkably unhinged, especially for what should be an official party account but even compared to your garden variety online Trump supporter. They spread memes and shitposts and false stories with horrific regularity.

I seriously wonder if he’s trolling, or if he thinks his dick is just that magical that he’s offering to do them a favor.

Holy shit. My wife went to Duke with him, and he said the same thing to one of her friends too. Must be his favorite pick-up line.

Jesus, look at the color of his mouth in that. If he ever completely stopped wearing make-up and tanning and dying his hair, his entire head would look like a crumpled up piece of loose leaf. Does he even have any blood left in his body, or is it all KFC grease and bile?

You’re basically describing Conservapedia’s Conservative Bible Project, only they’re doing it unironically.

Weird that the idiots who spent the last 8 years scared shitless of the shadow of global government is totally unconcerned with another world superpower controlling our government. So strange.

Boker is a tomato knife manufacturer. I believe you are correct.

Wasn’t referring to you, sorry. Was referring to the person you’re replying to who called Mohammad “one of the first feminists” and says criticizing FGM is “problematic.” They’re trying to parody Jezebel commenters.

That’s a man-baby troll pretending to be a feminist. I wouldn’t waste your time.

As I said, I made it the other day, before I saw your post. But since you asked.

What a coincidence! I just made this the other day. But do go on about both sides.

You’re thinking of mean in that case, not average. Mean, median, and mode are all ways to find an average.

God I miss those days... the decision of whether or not to bring a pink commenter into the greys was not taken lightly. And the comment ninja was so, so quick to ban assholes (as well as the starred commenters who promoted them).

Seriously, is this dude determined to play devil’s advocate in every damn thread regardless of what the facts actually are? As if we don’t have enough actual idiots going to bat for the orange one.

Thank you for removing that hideous Mormon homophobia-excusing thread. That soulless, hateful crap is exactly what causes the people they’re trying to marginalize so much pain.

Yup. Even Ayn Rand is like “hey guys, maybe tone it down a bit with the head-up-your-own-assing?”

How do you not know how to spell Jezebel? It’s right there in the address bar.