I'm impressed with your patience. He is so infuriatingly stupid I literally feel like breaking something after reading this exchange.

I can't believe no one has acknowledged this response. This is the correct answer.

Don't fret. This is all so meta that you won't hit your head on it.

Slick user name burn there, Y2K(didn't amount to much but making some tech people nervous)51.

You are a consistently uninformed and argumentative commenter. Must be an exhaustingly futile existence.

From this work of art:

Cosign what Nicole said. I have perfect 20/20, but earlier this year I had been seeing a worrisome amount of spots off and on for a solid month. I've also always had massive bags under my eyes, too, so I gladly took a referral to see an eye doctor, who told me the jelly inside my eyes was breaking up, and my eyes were…

Come on guys... obviously Olivo was just hungry for some Mexican!

Jailbait is just a woman that you'd knock over a gas station for, right? Because I— [lawyer whispers in ear] ...have definitely never knocked over a gas station for a woman.

Oh, no doubt, but is he going to lounge around in an unbuttoned black shirt this time around? Nuh uh, sister, you gotta work for those elder statesman abs.

If I remember correctly, they all evacuated b/c of the typhoon before Nedry shut down the power. Also, Jeff Goldblum is looking a little too refinedly grandfatherish nowadays, but he might show you a little elbow.

Plus, him returning to the new Jurassic Park movie is the only reason I'll probably see it.

*shrug* I'm a managing Senior for a federal contractor, and I have tattoos below the sleeve line. If I can get a job in suburban DC with them, I can't imagine too many places that would still think of it as a big deal.

I'm not sure who's a worse person; you or Dan Uggla.

Come on, man. At least use real quotes.

My last job wouldn't bat an eye if I did that. This one would. Workspaces are different, and you're a simpleton.

Facing the Giants is only considered underrated by the exclusively evangelical audience that watches it. The methodology of this study is... well... less than sound.

I can believe the piece on Subway. I worked for them for 3 years in college. The owner was a franchisee with 9 locations under his belt and more money than he knew what to do with in our little podunk corner of the country.

Yes, it's possible it'll be scored an error, but it's not going to show up on his player page until tomorrow. Stats update overnight. Come on, you should know this!

Just giving folks like j1066 a reason to get up in the morning.