3 things, Samer.

When it comes to bears scaling the rock, this is way better than watching West Virginians cook meth.

5. Being hit by a car.

No, but you were the only one self-absorbed enough to say so.

Careful, princess. With skin that thin, even a round table edge would end you.

This is how it always goes, isn't it. They start by JAQing off then end up revealing the real gooey, reprehensible nougat center of their belief system once you start down the rabbit hole.

Adam Sandler in 7 Seconds: A Short Film By Sydney Leroux

You're a contrarian because you don't even follow baseball yet you've taken it upon yourself to argue from a "feels like" point of view against a very in-depth sabermetrics perspective as well as assigning a false perspective to me. For example: where did I say "good enough?" I'm arguing he's performing at peak by…

How could I possibly feel superior to a professional athlete?

As someone who used to suffer from knee problems going 100% around the bases all of the time, if that 90% makes sure the other aspects of his game are at 100%, yes, I'm all for it. I feel like you just want to feel superior to someone, not that you actually care anything about Robinson Cano.

It's been 8 years. How much longer do we have to wait?

Any analogy can be picked apart if you try hard enough or make assumptions outside of the scenario. At this point, you're arguing that Cano will start walking to first if he thinks he can get away with it. Do you think he thinks he can get away with it?

Too bad you "DR"that... because it was a very thorough takedown of your point that you could probably have learned from.

You're a true gentleman, Erg.

Look up the definition for hydrophobia. Phobia as a suffix doesn't mean what you think it means.

Ohhh man I hated Suck Out The Poison after the first two albums. Nothing can top "Dinner With A Gypsy" as far as these guys go.

Proving yet again how multi-talented these two are, they've seamlessly combined a football joke with an homage to James Carville's family portrait.

Here's a Jew from New York, and Curt, a black guy

Truffle oil is an abomination good only for making whatever you are trying to eat taste vaguely like truffles and ONLY vaguely like truffles.

Actually, that's Candace Parker's "list." Even Shelden was surprised he ended up that high on it.