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I'm past those days myself; I used to prefabricate roof and floor trusses for commercial buildings before I moved "indoors" as the guys say. I still get my hands dirty as well, slinging boxes or repairing equipment if it'll improve our turnaround, but now my callouses mainly come from exercise and housework.

Those of us who work for a living have actually developed callouses, which you should probably think about doing considering how much a blog offends you daily.

These maps also, coincidentally, match the dialect maps making the rounds on the internet a few months ago. The PAC-12 map matches the pronunciation map for saying crayon as "cray-awn," the Big-10 map matches saying carbonated beverage as "pop," and the per capita map for centers matches pronouncing "Dick Cheney" as…

Meh. Not impressed. Vince Carter used to do it in 3D.

Not pictured: Dan Snyder's hand finding its new home.

I'm glad you guys got a statement from Elke Fears. I was a bit worried we'd miss out on our quadrupedal phobias with the Chiefs getting eliminated so early.

You are why Denton constantly tries to revamp the comment section.

Given Deadspin's greatest hits, the fact that they haven't acknowledged him as a dick is proof positive that he is, in fact, not a dick in the slightest.

This kind of thing happens all the time, actually, though it's usually after a player's made 3 baskets in a row.

You don't go to a freezing Bears game to watch Jordan Mills run-block well either, but you've got a damn sight better chance of watching a winning team if he does.

Oh man... I took pictures of a football field once. Scary to think how close this hits home.

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