Along same lines of "unexpected results to contraception", I didn't realize until after my vasectomy that some women are turned on by the fact that they could get pregnant. (I figured this out when my friend told me that his wife, the closer she gets to orgasm, starts saying she wants a baby.)

The ground ALWAYS has right-of-way.

I don't think anything is served by going over a TV show with a microscope and judging if various races or sexes are judged either way. Reality is real, television is for looks. Kirkman is wrong to call women physically weaker - there is lots of room for discussion there, but there are lots of women out there whom…

When did Big Dog get an arm?????

You have boobies?

To quote from UHF: "Yes yes, it's all true! I just don't know what's wrong with me!" :)

You're leaving out a surprising number of Falling Skies characters.

"Now if you'll excuse me, I need to use the little boy's vomitorium."

You win the Internet today.

"Now, that's astounding enough, since board games almost never have any kind of narrative upon which to base a story, but it gets more astonishing."

"Captain, I don't believe you have the authority to promote me to Admiral" Nice on-the-spot in character line from Brent Spiner!

I wonder if you can build a "sound sink" - like a heat sink to get rid of access vibrations. I know it sounds crazy, just putting it out there for mental crunching.

That cylinder is dumber than a bag of hammers. I truly doubt it could graduate or even enroll in the learning institution in the first place.

I've been following astronomy since I was a kid in the 1980's. My Dad took me to meetings at the Toledo Astronomy Club and I remember hearing people discussing how our solar system could simply be a fluke - that a passing star pulled a streamer out from the sun that coalesced into the planets. That we had absolutely…

The ham line was the best part.

We're going to contaminate everywhere we go. Deal.

My mirror self works hard to block me from entering ... or am I keeping him from coming here?

Sucker's got a lean. It's going to miss the moon.

Syndrome was so damn close! Any old remote-control robot would have done fine, but NOOOOOO he had to have it smart!

Funny story: My father-in-law and my wife's half-brother (Danny) lived in Mars, Pennsylvania (real place, look it up) and then moved to Virginia, where Danny came into a new kindergarten halfway through the school year. First day my FIL gets a call from the school - there was some confusion in the classroom when…