PismoGizmo
PismoGizmo
PismoGizmo

Sir, I love you. (In the joke way)

In my first ever internship as a Network Security engineer, for a live major shopping network, I was tasked with formatting the backup firewall (which had the spare hard drive removed and a corrupt operating system on the primary hard drive).

In my defence, I was given specific instruction to format firewallB which is

Grill PROTIP: Hack your barbecue with this 1 weird trick- buy a $3,000 table that everyone can grill on!

You do realize that at $69 an hour, it would take 260.5 hours to make that much money BEFORE tax. the equivalent of six 40 hour work weeks. That's ~8.5 hours a day, seven days a week for a month. That doesn't sound like a "few hours" to me. Sounds like either losing my weekends or working 13 hour days. Revise your

I fucking love ravens. Everyone at my old workplace hated them because they kept figuring out how to unlatch and open our dumpsters to steal food and we had to start using chains and locks, so the ravens worked out a plan to be waiting when people brought out bags of trash and would snatch stuff mid-air as it was

So what do you call it when you have all 3?

They just got 'The Wedding Singer' in Russia

The original Lytro's images (when flattened) wound up as being something like one megapixel. Maybe I'm missing something, but I wish they'd be more up front about the resolution of the images. They kind of say that this new one has 4x the "megarays" as the original. If that means that the images are 4,000 (four times

Old dogs like me have used Edit Plus as well ... :)

Stop thinking of life as a zero sum game. It's not us vs them. I'm not 'on your side', nor am I against you. I'm simply saying that your initial comment is conflating several types of people, and you shouldn't because it makes you come off as agressive, and that won't help your point a damn bit.

Yeah, I definitely wouldn't classify Goose Island as "cheap" beer. Not in quality, nor in price!

I wonder if there's a near-UV component that the human eye can't quite focus on? Because those purple UV tubes are hard to focus on too.

Because Hollywood SFX still have nothing on Mother Nature at her finest.

I would normally not say anything about something I don't care for...but most of the time 'the weirdest thing on the internet' is at least weird or at best somewhat interesting. This is just a terrible song with a terrible accompanying video. Jeeebus, save us from bad video filters and stupid songs.

A light emitting solar cell... yes! Perpetual motion at last!

So you're saying I can use my phone to chat with friends that I am camping with?

Turns out jesus is straight hung...