There had better be a twenty minute monologue about nuclear proliferation each time the porn stars change positions.

Nah, it’s not just that he’s fat. I’m fat, and a $600 made-to-measure suit makes me look plenty sharp.

I couldn’t believe that when I read that.

Genre: Mecha, Sci-Fi

You’re not alone in this, Kevin.

It was probably GameStop that arranged for the car to be stolen so that they’d have a positive PR story.

Anime fans kinda suck, but dude, no. Just, no.

Wait, wait, WAIT!... They AREN’T in 3D?!

This is shaping up to be the video game version of this image:

Every time I hear people complain about something in Fates I’m just like

I guess you don’t fear little boy jail when you’re already in little boy hell.

No Great Saiyaman?

This is only going to be for a few issues, but I *******REALLY******* hope that they stick with it. The best thing that ever happened to Spider-man was him getting married and thus aging with his readers. It was a complete disconnect when they dropped it.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

The New 52 just never worked for me. Too much lost and not enough substituted in. Too many great stories and characters erased, too much regression, too little of the BEST of the prior universes brought over.

Yeah, that was great. And I’ll take Phil Jimenez subbing for Perez any day of the week.

“The gaming community exploded in chaos when it was finally unveiled by Konami that game designer Hideo Kojima had actually infused his conscience with his Fox Engine© computer game development software. Kojima himself stated in a digitized voice “I have always poured my heart and soul into my games, now when people…

THANKS OBAMA-SAN!

And definitely no shitting dicknipples.

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