end up dating a barley legal model.

Warhol I’ll give you, but are you actually calling the works of Shakespeare and Joyce pop culture??!! And then comparing it to the nonsense that the Kardashians produce (cosmetics, clothes, reality tv, their “brand”)?

You and I saw two different Brittney Spears concerts in Vegas. I went in the spring with a group of friends and I sat there bewildered the whole evening. Her dancing was so bad that I felt horrible for her back up dancers because there was just no way to make her look good. I videoed a few segments and have…

So full disclosure, I’m a LED designer in Vegas and have worked on Britney’s show in the past. She’s a decent performer but she’s really a very sweet person. I actually feel for her. She’s trapped into a life she didn’t really choose. She’s been on this train moving a hundred miles an hour since she’s like twelve…

Comic Sans isn’t a typeface. It’s a war crime.

This isn’t even the worst thing.

It’s all about the lining.

Homebirth isn’t dangerous, not universally. You know the vast majority of healthy births have taken place outside of hospitals, yeah? If there are complications with the pregnancy, a hospital is a safer option, but that’s it.

We were 18, It was 1994, hipaa wasn’t law yet, believe it or not.

Am I the only one who thinks of Jonathan Brandis and then gets sad whenever SeaQuest is mentioned? Yes, I’m an old, for certain values of “old.”

Is that first sentence english?

yas cheese

Thank you Jay’s assistant, that’s very good to hear.

There is absolutely nothing about Lena Dunham that I enjoy.

They. Use. Comic. Sans.

So long Waffle House doesn’t give up its aesthetic of half-burnt out 25w bulb lighting and how everything vaguely feels like it has a thin layer of congealed grease on it.

I want to hate on this, but I just can’t. I hope he stays on the straight and narrow.

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