the moment where I didn’t realize there was a black man cropped out of this picture and thought it was the hand of Jennifer Garner will surely be the best part of my day today.

We should form a club. Get jackets. Write in cursive.

Not something I’m putting into my google search history.

This has inspired me to write a personal essay about how this personal essay made me feel.

Two songs? TWO songs? How about two CDs of MAGIC. How about every song was a MASTERPIECE. A sexual revolutionary AWAKENING. Girl Power, Brah, The Susan B Anthony’s of their TIME. How about THAT.

I am actually. Year 4 when I interviewed for a new job I buckled down and negotiated my salary for the first time, and was able to move to a nice sized room in a 3 bedroom apartment in a low rent Brooklyn neighborhood just before it was beginning to show signs of gentrification. My rent was only $850 + utilities. Then…

Here’s an idea. Don’t confuse objectification and sexism.

The lesson is that everyone has it worse than white dudes ... so they should shut up about inequality.

Jesus you use a lot of commas.

IDK honestly Amy seems like she has some dashes of douche herself. Her core values seem to be in the right place but her memoir had some cringey moments and that whole thing about her ridiculous violation of water usage laws at her house in LA makes me wonder.

No it isn’t. It might be emotional abuse, but violence against furniture is not violence against your significant other.

There’s been so much press and criticism about Amber Herd asking Johnny Depp for 50k a month in support - 50k is literally 0.00025% of what he made in 2015. It is like asking for $37.50 a month from someone who makes $150k / year.

I think she be really fun in small doses. Not a BFF, but someone to get brunch with every once and a while. Then she’d be like, “My baby told me from the womb that we needed to by a new house so we moved.” and I’d be like, “See ya in a couple months, Megs!”

Sometimes the worst punishment is not prison. Don’t get me wrong, a six months sentence was far too kind, but I think it’s not the only punishment a person can endure, and right now his life is ruined. His family is ruined financially and they’re asking for money to cover their attorneys, he can’t do what he loves…

theres nothing I hate more than bopping after biffing.

LOL. The President- no matter what your political affiliation- should never have to worry about your commute when flying into “your” town. “Hey Michelle, tell Biden I switched our AF1 flight time to a red eye, so I don’t delay TahoeSTi from getting home this evening.”

Yes yes. Let’s focus on raw, authentic music culture, by watching yet another fucking t.v. network talent show.

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Note to self: become a hobbyist beekeeper so I can write memoir about the life lessons it taught me titled “Bitch, I might bee”