I loved Mark Ruffalo in the movie because he just looked like he was having a good time and that made me have a good time. But Knightly really was the best part.

Words couldn’t quite express my thoughts on this so I found this Rizzoli and Isles gif. It feels appropriate:

So what you’re saying here is that all guys from Kentucky are scumbags? That we should be waiting for George Clooney to beat his wife and sell drugs?

boop.

my bones will mend faster than your old osteo-skeleton.

Stop for a second, breathe, and remember to use paragraphs.

Because the entire Kardashian family is a fucking disaster?

The comments over on xoJane give me life. Everyone is just so fucking mean and they hate EVERYTHING xo puts out and yet THEY STAY.
THEY STAY.

At first I read Racheal Ray and was like, wut?

This is literally all I’ve been able to think of throughout this entire thing.

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being…

as Gen X I am telling you, I am still using 14.4 speed dial up modem.

It’s a better idea to list real pros and cons of both candidates then the bs you posted. But then, you aren’t looking for dialog, just pushing opinion.

Dear GOP women,

SE Cupp interviewed Carly Fiorina for Glamour and in it she added an editorial about how she wished women cared about tax/fiscal issues as they did about reproductive health issues. That right there was proof enough that Republican women do. not. get. it. For so, so many people reproductive health issues ARE fiscal…

I don’t need to be Baldwin anymore; enough of that spectacular career business. I’m just trying to pay my bills, like everyone else.

When my daughter’s father dicked me over with the child support, I took an administrative job in a showroom and unbeknownst to me, one of my duties was to walk their mangy old dog. I hate dogs. Their dog was old and smelly. Ugly too. You best believe I walked that motherfucker and picked up his shit everyday. Fuck yo…

If you’re a huge asshole, then so am I. I was reading all the way through, thinking “Just get a second job at Taco Bell and pay your arrears.”

why is she wrong?