Why is it that the interior of every private plane, no matter how expensive, ends up looking like a 1985 Starcraft van conversion?

Or Denver, or St Louis, or Tulsa, or Cleveland, or anywhere else that isn’t NY/LA/SF/the PNW.

That whole story was a massive awkward dump, like dropping a huge deuce at a stranger’s house party. “His body, which had been conditioned for football over the years — first as a high school All-State linebacker two hours away in his hometown of Enid, Oklahoma, and then again as a four-year starter in college at…

Thank you. Maybe he figured if he buried the dippiest of dipshit ideas in that comma orgy, no one would notice how nanners it was.

“If your sentence has five commas and no lists, write new sentences.”

But I'm guessing that at an academic debate I'd still want to punch him every time he opened his mouth.

Calm down there, Satan.

I don’t think the point of this Serial was to see if he gets court marshaled or not, but to get more information as to what exactly happened. It’s interesting to hear why people do certain things and the appeal of Serial isn’t in necessarily find a definitive ending.

Bobcat’s finest hour...

Damn it, you people do NOT understand that some of us are taking Chantix and the freaky nightmare potential is like a million times worse than usual.

Ahhhh yes!

And Michael Jackson’s kids

Either “Where the Hell are my Keys?” or “Girl, Rude”. The former because I figure it's the phrase I've uttered most in this life.

Come sit next to me, Loose_Seal, we can speculate all about Blue Ivy, Suri Cruise, and Shiloh Jolie’s memoirs. I have literally been waiting for Suri’s since the day she was born. CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE I CAN I CAN IMAGINE. And I do!

I can’t wait until Suri Cruise and the Brange brood are all grown up. I can’t wait to read their memoirs.

But what about my first memoir which details feeling pretty average growing up in a suburb of a large metropolis, then as an adult, working as a purchasing agent for an uber luxury interior design firm and getting to poke through the closets of the rich and quasi famous? WHAT ABOUT THAT? There was going to be a whole…

A Tori Spelling memoir sounds AMAZING though.

Bossy Pants was excellent! I also really enjoyed Scar Tissue by Anthony Keidis and Long Hard Road Out of Hell by Marilyn Manson. But all of these people have had a shittonne happen to them in life....enough for a lifetime, enough for a book. A lot of them are in completely different places in life too, so it DOES seem…

It is kind of clever how she works “Tori” into the titles. Haven’t read any though. I have a life. :)