This was THE slumber party movie for me in junior high. It was just scary enough that I could be freaked out but still fall asleep in an unfamiliar house.

I guarantee that women in their late twenties and early thirties aren't the target audience for this remake.

I have been afraid of/in love with Fairuza Balk my entire life. There’s NO ONE that can beat her Nancy. NO ONE. Between this and the Jem trailer, my childhood is so fucked right now. I’m going to go home and watch Return to Oz just to feel better/scare the shit out of myself.

The Times was the only negative review I saw. She’s been getting glowing reviews, and from the little snippets of the show I find on YouTube/Twitter, she sounds great.

I’ve never commented on Kinja nor have i felt compelled to. But I can’t help myself; the current state of America is completely fucked. Period. And no one is listening.

Yes. Incredibly brave. I have to admit I half believed this narrative was all trash mag hearsay but since it now seems to be true, I only wish peace and happiness for Bruce in the future.

Yeah. She got Batman for no other reason than those extracurriculars and if she hadn’t been distracted by what we now know was her impending escape from Tom Cruise, she would have been in the second one. She was all, “scheduling conflicts” when we all know damn well that she didn’t have any marquee roles up next. But…

Fucking hell. The only interesting thing about that video is the back of the dog's head. THE WORLD ISN'T INTERESTED IN YOUR PROPOSALS, PEOPLE!

Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker?

Well Sineeeeead O'Rebellion! Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behaviour.

Holy shit.

I can't be the only one who hears the lyrics as "amazing cunt", right?

she is better at playing Samantha than Kim Catrall.

I'm convinced that Jimmy Fallon could talking people into doing absolutely anything. My favorite is still Norman Reedus reading the cheesy text messages.

She does a good impression of Samantha from SATC.

Because Sarah bound her from doing harm. Harm against other people and harm against herself.

Why is Fairuza Balk not the Angelina Jolie of our age? What sin did our generation commit that we don't have her?

Fairuza Balk?

When I was 8, I went to a Southern Baptist church with my friend's family for a few months. My parents were NOT INTO IT, but I guess they didn't want to be the assholes who forbade their kid from going to church. Anyway, one morning I learned about the creation of Adam and Eve in Sunday school and the teacher…