On behalf of all Mets fans, FUCK YOU Kenny Rogers.

God I hate Jezebel. This article took me to the original post about this woman. Can people (read women) please get off the "photoshopped models give women an unattainable image" bandwagon please? Believe it or not, men get shopped too. The biggest difference is that men aren't normally photographed in a bikini and men…

Amphetamines provided a burst of energy, basically, and are on the level of having an extra cup of coffee before a game to me

I don't think it's racist to mostly be physically attracted to your own race, although I do wonder if only white men were polled (or at least mostly white men).

You're not very good at this, either. Why is his weight gain the headline? Why is the fact that he used food as a coping mechanism described as "eating his emotions?" I'm not saying he isn't a terrible person, I'm just saying the entire hook of this post is "SAD SPENCER PACKED ON THE POUNDS."

I didn't have to read the byline to guess Tracie Egan Morrissey wrote this. Seriously, if even the most despicable female celebrity gained 50 lbs, Jezebel wouldn't dream of mocking her for "eating her feelings." You're bad at this, Tracie.

A big scholarship

This Dude Just Won $100,000 Throwing Like a Football Like a Guy Who Figured Out a Way to Win $100,000

This dude just won $0 wearing sideburns like an asshole.

Thank you. If you read the full (200-page) report, you'd see that she told multiple versions of events (drunk, drugged, hit on the head...) and yet even her friend, not just the other two eyewitnesses, said she saw the girl get in the cab with them fully aware of the situation. The girl even asked the friend if she…

Good! Own your hatred!

Anybody else see the headline and thought we were talking menstruation, or just me?

I have no problem with penis sucking but if you post it online to get famous then you shouldn't be overly sensitive about other peoples opinions, some of which are bound to be negative.

Probably because she's a pampered low class millionaire skank who got famous for posting a video of her sucking a dick on the internet.

Are we FB friends? I'm probably the only person posting duck pics.

15 girls. 2 are black. This is 13%. The school itself is 10.5% black.

Another obvious example of the patriarchy in action, said some idiot making a terrible joke (me).

so he was quiet while you were giving him oral back then?

To make perfectly clear, the one softly saying, "Yeah Jeets" was Alex Rodriquez watching from the closet.