Did you have a rainbow sticker on the rear window? I've been looking all over for a Miata convertible (aren't they all?) with a rainbow sticker on the rear window... also one that plays Wham! really loudly. That would be awesome! Can you help me out bro?

Jeez, if I have sex on air force one the day before I'm murdered I really hope you vultures don't get wind of it.

Oh she got Mandelbaum? She should have challenged him to a weight lifting contest.

I go with George Carlin on this... better to become a spectator and feign amusement than to try to figure out why humans do so many effed up things. And, yes, an "adult" waiting god knows how long to buy a freakin' toy is effed up. Time to grow up everyone. "Gaming" isn't a thing... it wasting your life.

Wait, is Fisher Price not a good bank? I had better talk to my accountant Billy.

I bet this playa gets all the girls

I wonder if she ever takes that dress off... like in some kind of Seinfeld episode

I think maybe someone should try an unapproved meningitis medication on her... just like those Princeton a-holes!

She's a bighead...

Man hands?

Wait, they have doctors just for eyes now? Sure is fine living here in the future!

No, this was your opportunity to tell everyone that the people who are supposed to be closest to you are pathetic and annoying. That is a world away from "Yea, someone talked in a movie..."

It must be a burden to be so perfect... how do you stand it?

I think the verb it "crew." As in "I'm going to crew this fall" or "C'mon dude, crew harder!"

If they so smart, how come they don't talk english?

His "deal" is he's a college football fan... specifically an SEC college football fan... Later he'll be poisoning trees or naming his bastard child Bear or Byrant or some shit like that.

There are 312 million people in the US... probably near a billion around the world with access to the internet... but one troll post must equal "that conspiracy that I always knew was out there keeping me from bla bla bla!"

Do any of your nut cases this that any male would have seriously written something like that?

and by (all) dudes you mean "this one post"?

"Are you going to eat your fat?"