that sounded much too much like Adam Corolla

What happened to the hyphen in Base-ball? Also, is it always rude to answer a question with a question?

Here is your test of equal rights... he was treating her equally... she broke free and went after him... she was more than happy to go and sucker punch/slap him, so, she should be more than happy with the response.

I balked at buying the travel case but since I've been able to make espresso for .65 in my office whenever the hell I want I've been in several (pretty nice) hotels where the coffee is now making me rethink that purchase.

I've got a nespresso pixie and it makes espresso as good or better than the starbucks on campus.

She does have nice teeth.

Perhaps you need a hobby...

He don't look like no flightless bird.

I feel the same way about Notre Dame... it was a French university and they were, in all seriousness, mocking the Irish. Fuck 'em.

Why would you lie about something like that?

kind of like republicans, non?

So angry, so very very angry... it must really take a lot of energy to be that angry.

Or, you two could have fallen in love, moved to Vermont, and live your lives on nothing but the heads of chocolate bunnies. Right?

No. No. No. Somewhere there is a cat doing the same exact thing. Only cuter. You just gotta dig a little mon frere.

Can you do that in a Yakov Smirnoff voice?

No one wins in a charade like that.

Its not the juice bro, its the squealing... if ARod was behind the leaking of names, one of which was his own team mate, then all bets are off. You feel me?

While I don't claim to know what is in the heart(s) of man, A-Rod's crime wasn't using PEDs... it was ratting on other ball players... if its true that he leaked the names of other players (Cervelli and Braun, among others, from the Biogenesis case) then only the FSM will be able to help him.

Harry Potter is banned down here...

Hey now, they've got plenty of hate to go further than that... I was raised Catholic (my parents were Irish immigrants so its not like I had a choice) and I can tell you they've done their best to keep us dirty papists down and out... these half-klan asswipes would lock me up too if they had the chance. And, not,…