Dude. Every Easter. Me running through the room where my mom parked her Easter lily, telling me I’m being ridiculous because, “It doesn’t have a smell!”

Lily Tomlin is so rad that she makes me forgive the stank-ass flower she’s named for.

Now I’m wishing I would have saved all of my bejeweled velour hoodies, and my pants with Juicy on the ass. Sad.

I’m also a tall man who rides the subway every day. And yet I didn’t feel the need to don my fedora of justice.

Or at the very least, FACT CHECK THEM IN REAL TIME GODDAMN IT.

#neverforget

Correction for them: using gaslighting when you don’t what gaslighting means is hot right now.

As somebody who had to terminate around 20 weeks due to fetal abnormalities inconsistent with life, FUCK YOU, ARKANSAS.

A friend of mine posted this sign from last weekend’s rally in Boston and I LOVE IT.

and we could make the distinction between those two things very clear if people would stop calling it “fake news” and start calling it “propaganda” because we literally already have a word for it and coming up with precious innocuous new names for shit is literally a fascist tactic.

I would actually argue that this celebrity marriage BS is what is traditionally known as fake news. Tabloid fodder has always been fake news, IMO. It was co-opted by the Trump “administration” because its terminology that we are familiar with, hence, normalizing the phenomenon of fake news. What the Trump…

People asking you “innocent questions” while going through fertility treatment is a special circle of hell.

Eh, those requirements don’t seem too bad? I mean, I wouldn’t do them, but I also wouldn’t apply to be a celebrity’s personal assistant. That kinda diva behavior is bound to come with the territory, and that doesn’t even seem too diva-ish.

While Azealia is still trying to air the stench of hate and death out of her closet, Queen is in Malawi doing her thing as Global Ambassador:

The scary thing to me is that I believe they know exactly what they’re doing. Trump’s problem isn’t that he’s dumb it’s that he’s fickle and easily swayed to the whims of his advisors, who are malicious, which makes him easily corruptible. It’s not that he doesn’t know the consequences to his actions, it’s that he…

Exactly, and what’s the real Christian take on what happens to those pregnancies? If it’s a “baby” with a soul or whatever from the moment of conception, are we all going to get to heaven and have to hang out with dozens of rando miscarriage people? Will they still be microscopic? Or will they be transformed into…

I’m just waiting for the technology to be invented that will allow an early pregnancy to be transferred to another woman, so we can finally allow these anti-choicers to put their money where their womb is.

That is how I feel! I don’t think I could have an abortion if I had an unplanned pregnancy. It is a really hard decision to make! But I’ll be damned if I am going to take that choice away from anyone. Just because I don’t think something is right for me doesn’t mean it’s for me to say everyone has to agree with…