Who does that man hand belong to, Khloe?

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

“if his album is not nominated in no categories, I’m not showing up to the Grammys”

For him to understand that shirt, he has to press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

“The key is that I’m the king and every queen should support the king.”= Automatic grounds for divorce.

I should preface this by saying, I think Donald Trump is gross and his campaign for president is like something you’d see in a 2000AD satire comic. That said, is it weird that (allegedly) offering $10,000 for sex makes me think he’s a cheapskate? I mean, yeah, it’s a shitload of money to me - but he’s (allegedly) a…

My dogs have a better understanding of how the government works. And frankly I’d rather look at them than have to see Trump’s stupid orange face anymore.

An excellent meme

The load of shit she got always struck me as very bitch eating crackers.

Reminds of Morty telling Rick that he’s like Hitler “but at least Hitler cared about Germany, or something.”

Guys, my (Latino) husband doesn’t know it yet because he’s not home, but our couples Halloween costume is now Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre, this nightmare election is finally giving me something useful.

I loved Hillary’s answer. I had a friend who had to have a very much unwanted late term abortion and it almost destroyed her. Fuck off Trump.

Just curious how many abortions this man has demanded over the years.

Pardon my French, but fuck this guy in the asshole with a rusty chainsaw.

But nobody has more respect for women. Nobody.

Time for new glasses I guess. I thought it said “Erotic Mortgage Museum” and I was like, whaaatt???

I love/am intrigued by “Penis” written on the supporting pole of that sight. It seems to serve no other purpose other to indicate that there are penises inside Erotic Heritage Museum as it should be. It’s like writing “Food” on the side of a supermarket.

That’s an interestingly Photoshopped poster in the top image that might give the impression that his hotel is more conveniently located to Las Vegas’ premium attractions than it really is.

I mean it as in every group that Drumpf has vilified