This is my favorite-

I picture the Trump as a ball of Crisco scooped directly into your hand just after they’ve run out of napkins.

Trump is an orange tang cupcake with a Cheeto-buttercream filling and a slice of solid fondant with gold leaf perched on top, dusted with Cheeto dust. It’s advertised as huge but it’s actually one of those little baby-sized cupcakes.

I think the evangelical voters are finally starting to reject him as well.

Why do these GOP donors only want their money back NOW? The blatant racism wasn’t enough? I refuse to believe any of them are offended for real. They just don’t want to look bad now that it looks like he’s not going to win.

The same people who were upset about men dressing as women to sneak into public bathrooms are going to defend this.

“ if you can grab the TPS reports, that’d be great mm’kay?” “You Do understand the P in TPS means pussy. I need you to grab the pussy” yeah, that’d be greeeeaaat!” M’yeah. 0n a Saturday! M’kay?”

I have judged the ever loving fuck out of the commenters here who were nasty about Kim’s robbing. Victim blaming is a ugly thing.

Purposefully using the wrong names is also passive-aggressive, so this fits.

Autumn? Fuck Yeah!

A lot of women (who had easy deliveries and are in good health) can’t walk around the block without getting winded at that point and still have pain sitting down. One week is abysmally short for those who want/need longer.

“Ivanka Trump is very proud of something called [hashtag].”

Get ready to be raptured everybody!

Then you will be relinquished of your duties to comment about them! I can see your discussion history - for someone who is so sick of the Kardashians you sure do talk about them a lot.

Maybe you’re an asshole?

Never broke her smile, and then capped it off with the “we’re just friends” arm pat. Beautiful.

Goddamn that was some amazing evasive maneuvering.

Somewhere Nancy O’Dell is

Can pregnant ladies please occupy the front row at tomorrow’s debate and glare balefully at trump?